fiddlers

A word used in place of or in conjunction with fuck.

origin: Fiddlers fuck.

1. I dont give a fiddlers fuck
2. Drop a glass "fiddlers" or "fids"

fiddlers by m9ms0 January 18, 2009

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rooting from Ron White's stand up phrase, "I don't give a fiddler's fuck!"
A way to say "I don't give a fuck" in public or mixed company.

(at a family dinner) cousin 1: Do you want wheat bread or white bread, cuz?

cousin 2: Fiddlers! Thanks for this amazing meal Grandma!

fiddlers by bipdaboss January 3, 2014

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Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube

Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night

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During the act of intercourse (Homo or Hetro) the bum(fanny) moves backwards and forward at high speed! Just like Nigel Kennedy's elbow!

On New Year's Eve Paul's arse was going like a fiddlers elbow when we caught him knobbing that fat lass!

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When you and the bros tie your dicks into a pretzel and came at the same time.

“We gotta fiddlers cream tonight boys”

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i dont give a flying fiddlers fuck if its bad week i want sex

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A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

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