fiddlers 

A word used in place of or in conjunction with fuck.

origin: Fiddlers fuck.

1. I dont give a fiddlers fuck
2. Drop a glass "fiddlers" or "fids"

fiddlers by m9ms0 January 18, 2009

fiddlers 

rooting from Ron White's stand up phrase, "I don't give a fiddler's fuck!"
A way to say "I don't give a fuck" in public or mixed company.

(at a family dinner) cousin 1: Do you want wheat bread or white bread, cuz?

cousin 2: Fiddlers! Thanks for this amazing meal Grandma!

fiddlers by bipdaboss January 3, 2014

Fiddlers fart funnel 

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube

Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night

Fiddlers fart funnel by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018

fiddlers elbow 

During the act of intercourse (Homo or Hetro) the bum(fanny) moves backwards and forward at high speed! Just like Nigel Kennedy's elbow!

On New Year's Eve Paul's arse was going like a fiddlers elbow when we caught him knobbing that fat lass!

fiddlers elbow by Mr Mallet November 10, 2006

Fiddlers cream 

When you and the bros tie your dicks into a pretzel and came at the same time.

“We gotta fiddlers cream tonight boys”

Fiddlers cream by Saulggoodman51 March 23, 2024

flying fiddlers fuck 

an add on to i dont give a fuck

i dont give a flying fiddlers fuck if its bad week i want sex

flying fiddlers fuck by duff_paddy_69 May 30, 2009

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler 

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler by Finecky March 26, 2021