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Nonatheist

Alice did not believe there was no god and is nonatheist.
Nonatheist by dungereejoe July 13, 2010
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nontheist 

Atheists need deities to argue against while Nontheist rather not be bothered by either.
To a Nontheist an example would be unnecessary and by making an example it would then be moot.
nontheist by Condottiere August 21, 2012

nontheist 

A nontheist sees the God question as insoluble and irrelevant. Nontheists approach the God question from an empirical position, which has so far shown them that it has been impossible to either prove, or disprove the existence of God. A Nontheist considers the god hypothesis as dealing with matters that are unfalsifiable, therefore placing the question outside the realm of human knowledge. Nontheists see the question of debating God's existence as irrelevant as debating the existence of leprechauns, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, Invisible Garage Dragons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, etc.
Theist: God exists.
Nontheist: Prove it.
Theist: Well, just look around you. God created everything you see. See? That proves God!
Nontheist: I see...and how do you know that everything wasn’t created by an invisible purple Gnome named Wilbur who lives on the dark side of the moon, therefore proving Wilbur?
Theist: Because fill-in-the-blank-holy-book says that God did it!
Nontheist: Just how do you know your book’s claims are reliable though?
Theist: Because my book is self-authenicating, it says right here that it was written by God.
Nontheist: Using a book that claims self authentication commits the logical fallacy of circular reasoning. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Assertions that are unfalsifiable and immune from disproof aren’t worth much. How do you know your book wasn’t written by the Invisible Pink Unicorn?
nontheist by Buckaroo May 18, 2006

nontheist 

A person who does not follow or believe in the validity of any man-made explanation for why all things exist or how all things came to be. They may have theories, thoughts or opinions of their own, but acknowledge that there is no reason to fully believe in them.
To be a true nontheist, one must come to grips with the reality that this is probably the only life and existence they will ever know.
nontheist by Dave is Floating December 9, 2008

nontheist 

A person who does not believe in a theistic personal god.
All atheists are nontheists, but not all nontheists are atheists.
nontheist by vagyok October 24, 2007

Nontheist 

Kinda like an atheist but not a dick about it. Also doesn't mention it in every conversation that ever did a thing. You aren't the opposite of a theist, you're just not a theist.
"Yo do you believe in god?"
"Nah, I'm a nontheist."
The conversation thus ceases.
Nontheist by Frumblr May 12, 2014

nontheist 

One who has no religion, but refuses to be called an atheist.
christian: God bless you!
nontheist: Thanks, I guess. You too.

christian: God bless you!
atheist: Ha, you still believe in your bullshit cult?
nontheist by Dodmod April 15, 2021
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