nolbit

Acronym for "Not overly long but incredibly thick" male genitals.

Debbie prefered that her lovers had long beep plunging penises. She was surprised that her new boyfriends nolbit more than satisfied her.

by boring bob April 7, 2021

Nombit

A small delicious snack that accompanies coffee or tea, e.g. a cupcake, donut or cookie.

Can I get a nombit with my mocha?

by Cat-thulhu August 9, 2021

Nolita

Nolita in New York City refers to the northern part (and also areas close by, but north of) of New York City's "Little Italy" neighborhood.

Renee just bought a really pricey condo in Nolita.

by Luis H. November 19, 2004

Noobity

The naked ignorance demonstrated by a noob.

One player says to noob player who just did something wrong, "You're such an embarrassing public display of noobity!"

by J_Boogieman2 December 19, 2012

nobit

a short hairy penis " nob hobbit"

That guy had a nobit, I saw it in the shower

by Blumchuck January 11, 2015

noobitalia

The genitalia of one whom is, a noob. Noobitalia generally features a small penis and/or testicles. This is not to be confused with pencilius dickitus, also known as Ward Syndrome.

Girl: Lets Fuck!!
Noob: YAY!!!!
*reveals noobitalia*
Girl: ...Nevermind...*laughs*
Noob: OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

Noobitis

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.

Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?

by phongoo January 14, 2009