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A person who is , from the get go, a noob, normally told by they're friends to get on the game to help them be noobs. A group of noobites can be called a noobite colony, swarm, flock, or pack.
We were having a good game, until a noob came in. It wouldn't have been a problem, until he envoked the noobite packs by calling in his friends.
Noobite by Akalay February 28, 2011
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The #9 best player who can clap Pat by saying egogogogogogogogogogog but that’s not real. Instead, he shot Cora towards her head by spanking her and calling for a Cora x Twist = Twora but it worked so Noobite means a clapper. Pat please shut up
Noobite please shut your damn mouth, I’m not gonna 1v1 you because you too strong.
Noobite by Noobite’s fan July 24, 2019
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noobie cheese 

Anything or anyone that is lame, not kwan-tsu, or a quimby.
"God! Todd, you are SO n00bie chEEse!" "I am noobie cheese" (the originator, Will B.)
An ancient group of people who originated in Arabia in late 200 b.c. They breed from within their own families and have distinct characteristics that define their culture, such as large lips and big ears. They have now spread around the world and now make up 1.326 percent of the world's population. The purebreed Noonites have one particular quality where on full moon nights they turn into tadpoles. Noonan Syndrome also originated in this race of people.
-I am fascinated by the Noonite culture.
-I am taking a class on the history of the Noonites at my local college.
-Morgan and Nick are Anti-Noonites.
Noonite by nicholas Nasty August 14, 2009

noobstench

The stench that fills a room when a noob walks in. Everyone can sense it, most people don't notice it.
Shaun walks into the room.

Mark:WTF? Somebodies got noobstench!

Sam:Wasn't me

Kevin:Wasn't me either

Shaun:What's noobstench? You sure? I love naruto!

noobstench by WIGGAJIGGANIGGA July 30, 2008

No Roux Noobie 

It means that you have no roux, therefore you are a no roux noobie. It can mean other things as well, but that’s a secret that you can determine for yourself.
“Dumb dumb, give me gum gum.”
“No.”
“Ugh, no roux noobie.”
No Roux Noobie by OMMX3 September 13, 2019

Noobstep 

Noobstep is a playlist of nothing but Dubstep that has been created by someone who has just been introduced to this great genre. It is comprised of Skrillex, Bassnectar, some Dr. P, Mt Eden ("Sierra Leone"), and nothing else. They put the list on repeat, and annoy everyone around them with their lack of variety.
1: "Dude! Check out these songs I just got! It's that new Dubstep stuff :D"

2: "Okay, lets have a look."

1: *grinning profusely*

2: "Skrillex? Bassnectar? Dr. P? Mt Eden???!!! Where's the rest of the music?"

1: "That IS the music :o"

2: "sorry to say this, but this is noobstep. I suggest you go on youtube and look up the following channels: UKFDubstep (beginner), ClownDubstep, 1337Dubstep, and any other Dubstep promotion channel you can find bro."
Noobstep by Username6021452445225 January 8, 2012
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
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