Noobity

The naked ignorance demonstrated by a noob.

One player says to noob player who just did something wrong, "You're such an embarrassing public display of noobity!"

by J_Boogieman2 December 19, 2012

Noobity

The act of proving ones self as a noob.

Georgina, stop showing your Noobity in the chats . Its just sad.

by Kristic and Shay June 18, 2008

noobify

The act of loseing skill in a specific game.

"dude i havnt played counter-strike in 2 weeks and im begining to noobify.

by Radical Ed August 5, 2006

Noobsty

Someone who is really bad at video games. AKA a bot. Noobsty tend to have small dicks with a big heart.

Person: That guys a bot and sucks at Fortnite.
Person: Thats Noobsty

by blank space 1 March 16, 2019

noobitalia

The genitalia of one whom is, a noob. Noobitalia generally features a small penis and/or testicles. This is not to be confused with pencilius dickitus, also known as Ward Syndrome.

Girl: Lets Fuck!!
Noob: YAY!!!!
*reveals noobitalia*
Girl: ...Nevermind...*laughs*
Noob: OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

Noobitis

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.

Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?

by phongoo January 14, 2009

Noobitard

Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.

John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.

by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010