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nobit

a short hairy penis " nob hobbit"
That guy had a nobit, I saw it in the shower
by Blumchuck January 11, 2015
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top nobit

A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.
" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "

"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"
by calki May 10, 2007
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Top Nobit

Top nobit a time when a teacher or professor (possibly a mong) is talking so much shit that he mumbles all his words into one incoherent sound = "top nobit" he then proceeds to saying that he has no idea what ur tlking about cause he is retarded.
- "Bla bla bla mumble mumble mumble...Top Nobit"

_"Man that lesson was pants what the truck was he tolking about...he was top nobiting all F**** day"
by calki May 7, 2007
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nopitynope.biz.uk

a website Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) created during Dan and Phil's Games first spooky week video, Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF) before he fell off his chair (I'm sorry Dan)
" Nope...nopitynope.biz.uk" -Dan Howell
by Phansbiologicaldaughter February 27, 2017
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Get noita'd

When you get fucked by some bullshit mechanic/feature of a game.

Refers to the game noita in which you can die for many reasons that aren't obvious
Friend one: dude I fucking hate this game, I keep dying to electricity

Friend two: lol get noita'd
by Astromyau January 20, 2021
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noitinifed pot

The point of being being beyond the border of boredom that you type in top definition backwards.
Person: man i am so bored. I wonder what results i would get if I took top definition and made backwards making it noitinifed pot on urban dictionary.

Person:oh i see....i should go outside.
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nobility

1. The elite class in a monarchy or aristocracy, with offices and titles that are usually hereditary (via peerage).

2. Of or relating to nobles. Another term for aristocrats. Lords and Ladies.
Caligula demanded sex from not only slaves, but from family members, senators, and the nobility.

The worst cruelties were inflicted on the peasants by the nobility who ruled over them.
by Lorelili March 2, 2011
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