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top nobit
A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.
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Top Nobit
Top nobit a time when a teacher or professor (possibly a mong) is talking so much shit that he mumbles all his words into one incoherent sound = "top nobit" he then proceeds to saying that he has no idea what ur tlking about cause he is retarded.
nopitynope.biz.uk
a website Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) created during Dan and Phil's Games first spooky week video, Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF) before he fell off his chair (I'm sorry Dan)
nopitynope.biz.uk by Phansbiologicaldaughter February 27, 2017
Get noita'd
When you get fucked by some bullshit mechanic/feature of a game.
Refers to the game noita in which you can die for many reasons that aren't obvious
Refers to the game noita in which you can die for many reasons that aren't obvious
Get noita'd by Astromyau January 20, 2021
noitinifed pot
Person: man i am so bored. I wonder what results i would get if I took top definition and made backwards making it noitinifed pot on urban dictionary.
Person:oh i see....i should go outside.
Person:oh i see....i should go outside.
noitinifed pot by I made this out of boredom April 5, 2017
nobility
1. The elite class in a monarchy or aristocracy, with offices and titles that are usually hereditary (via peerage).
2. Of or relating to nobles. Another term for aristocrats. Lords and Ladies.
2. Of or relating to nobles. Another term for aristocrats. Lords and Ladies.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"