NOFTS

none of that shit
When you know that excuse is bullshit?
when something is blatantly false
Used as a reply to a statement that obviously is false

Friend 1: I was going to the store to buy groceries
Friend 2: NOFTS! I know you're just going to buy some...
condoms

by mclovino February 24, 2011

NotSqvage

A bald Minecraft pinger who is edating Sxtormy

NotSqvage took the L

by laired October 9, 2020

NFTs

A cryptocurrency for people who think they're rich but aren't

Man fuck NFTs all my homies hate NFTs

by NEO_ November 13, 2021

Notser

To run into an island with a ship.

Where did that island come from? Looks like I'm pulling another notser...

by Ironman2140 December 12, 2019

notstanleyuris

the best tiktok account in our whole fandom!!😩

i’m @ssink on tiktok

omg did you know that @notstanleyuris sucked stanley barbers d-

by williambyers May 5, 2021

NotSoak

An asshole fortnite streamer and a Tfue wannabe who tells kids to jump off a bridge, and can't take hate from kids. Has anger issues.

kid in chat: you're trash!
NotSoak: GO JUMP OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE

by LiamKarma January 12, 2019

nofs

Nofs is simply short for: "no fucking shit". Sometimes people fake a call frome a person called: "The Nofser" and hand over either their hand or any other object they are using as a fake phone, to a person making a fairly obvious statement.

1.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Nofs.
2.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Hold on for a second, I have to get this, yes *person-1* is here, it's for you.
person-1: Who is it?
person-2: It's the Nofser.

by 7991ledom August 28, 2012