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NOFTS
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none of that shit
When you know that excuse is bullshit?
when
something
is blatantly
false
Used as a reply to a statement that obviously is
false
Friend
1: I was going to the store to buy groceries
Friend
2: NOFTS! I know you'
re
just going to buy some...
condoms
NOFTS
by
mclovino
February 24, 2011
Get the
NOFTS
mug.