Whatev

a shorter/lazier/cooooler version of whatever

Whoops forgot there was a test today... ahh whatev!

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Whatev

a decker way of saying whatever
usually preceeded by "eh"

I forgot to do my math homework, eh, whatev.

by neva November 26, 2003

Whatev

Shorter version of "Whatever"

boy1: so do you care if we stop by her house first?
boy2: whatev

by foxy September 24, 2004

Whatev

1. Short for whatever.
2. Expression of disgust.

You know what? Whatev. What a douchebag- seer.

by Emily February 27, 2004

Whatev

1. A shortened version "whatever". Usually used to show that something is no big deal
2. The first half of a nickname of a member of living group seven. Followed by "Weiner".

1. "I was going to do it later, but I have time now, so, whatev."
2. "So I was talking to Whatev Weiner, because she's awesome..."

by garvthewonderkid December 28, 2005

whatever whatever

Basically a cooler way of saying "whatever". Usually used in reply when you REALLY dont care about the subject or topic.

Rob-"hey mike, that bitch said he dont like you"
mike-"whatever whatever then fool, ill fuck him up."

by rob $ April 13, 2005

whatever is whatever

its all good. i dont give a shit. anything goes. ok.

you want to bang that bitch dont you ? whatever is whatever.

by emnem September 7, 2006