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The term simply derives from the linking of nob-bollock.
Oi mate you massive nobbock!
nobbock by s_q15 November 20, 2011
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nobjockey 

alternative speeling of knobjockey. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Also used to describe unliked heterosexual males.
Is he (possible gay male) a (k)nobjockey.
You are such a fucking nobjockey!
nobjockey by Tim August 2, 2003
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A person who gets you annoyed, or weighs you down, as if your nob was a big rock.
Can we go McDonalds?" "We went yesterday" "But I'm hungry." "It's miles away" "Pleaseee???" "You're such a nobrock!
Nobrock by Doctor. Little Wig June 15, 2010

Nobpocket 

A euphemism for a vagina.
John, please stop acting like a nobpocket.

Darling, can I put my penis in your nobpocket?

nobjockey 

a way of describing someone as being homosexual by the way they cycle/ride an animal. By likening it to that of some one riding a cock. The use of "gidde up!" follows
Borris Johnsen when he rides his bike looks like a nobjockey
nobjockey by Yoshi Meiosis February 9, 2004
abv. of the term 'nob jockey'

derogatory term used to infer that the subject 'rides' a penis in a similar fashion to how a jockey rides a horse. normally directed at males rather than females to suggest homosexuality
person 1 - argh man
person 2 - whats up?
person 1 - nothing, just mike is being a complete nobjock again
nobjock by theofficalpye May 12, 2009
Nobsocket: arsehole (literally, socket to put your nob/dick in).
•There are a lot of nobsockets in America (about 1/3 of the population) supporting the biggest nobsocket of them all, however most Britains know him better as the cockwomble who leads the U.S.

•Many believe they are patriots but there are some nobsockets protesting with their guns and confederate flags to open up bars and nightclubs during the pandemic because they care only for themselves, while others protest for other various reasons

•True patriots are not nobsockets because they care for all Americans - the weak, poor, sick and elderly, no matter what race or ethnicity they are. They also believe that the one known as a cockwomble and the politicians supporting his behavior are also nobsockets.

•According to the rule of law as our founding fathers laid down in the Constitution, no person, even a cockwomble or a nobsocket, however powerful or talented, can be allowed to act as if he were superior to the law of the land.
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Nobsocket by Cassidy Church May 27, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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