Skip to main content
Nobsocket: arsehole (literally, socket to put your nob/dick in).
•There are a lot of nobsockets in America (about 1/3 of the population) supporting the biggest nobsocket of them all, however most Britains know him better as the cockwomble who leads the U.S.

•Many believe they are patriots but there are some nobsockets protesting with their guns and confederate flags to open up bars and nightclubs during the pandemic because they care only for themselves, while others protest for other various reasons

•True patriots are not nobsockets because they care for all Americans - the weak, poor, sick and elderly, no matter what race or ethnicity they are. They also believe that the one known as a cockwomble and the politicians supporting his behavior are also nobsockets.

•According to the rule of law as our founding fathers laid down in the Constitution, no person, even a cockwomble or a nobsocket, however powerful or talented, can be allowed to act as if he were superior to the law of the land.
_ _
Nobsocket by Cassidy Church May 27, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

nobjockey 

alternative speeling of knobjockey. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Also used to describe unliked heterosexual males.
Is he (possible gay male) a (k)nobjockey.
You are such a fucking nobjockey!
nobjockey by Tim August 2, 2003

Nobpocket 

A euphemism for a vagina.
John, please stop acting like a nobpocket.

Darling, can I put my penis in your nobpocket?

nobjockey 

a way of describing someone as being homosexual by the way they cycle/ride an animal. By likening it to that of some one riding a cock. The use of "gidde up!" follows
Borris Johnsen when he rides his bike looks like a nobjockey
nobjockey by Yoshi Meiosis February 9, 2004

nobjockey 

James Entwisle.
nobjockey by Dominic Adatia January 13, 2004

Nobjockey 

A nob goblin with a expert skill. It can saddle and ride fat nerdlingers sometimes it can ride them bare back. Nobjockeys are strange creatures and often like to dress thier victim(usually Stephen Duprex)in B.D.S.M gear and ride them through clubs such as the blue oyster.Nob jockeys are widely sought after but many are employed by dictators and rise through the ranks quite easily eg Dean Rolsten. Once in a position of power they often like to become a cliche eg Adam McRenolds but one distingushing feature of a powerful nobJockey is complete and utter arrogance and a incredible disproportioned body eg Ross Mcdonald
Yeeeeee Hah look at that Nobjockey go
Nobjockey by dupreys MaMa May 6, 2004

Nobjockey 

a person who is just that little bit more than a normal n00b.
If you agree to: 'a noob knows nothing'
Then you have no choice than to agree to: ' a nobjockey knows even less'
-Hey you, yeah you nobjockey stop filling theservers with yourself
* Who me? and what does nobjockey mean? please explain i just started playing 2 days ago...

--That's like N0bJ0cKey--
Nobjockey by Little tmac November 18, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
Load more