A no-ass is a person who does not have enough muscle or fat in their posterior to be able to support a pair of pants. No-asses often don't know how to use overalls or belts. The typical no-ass is not very active and will often be labelled a 'skater'. The only way for these people to know how to wear pants so that they don't drop to their wearers' knees every 10 feet is by forcing them through a course where they will try endlessly to find a way to wear their pants so they don't fall.
That no-ass over there should learn how to use a belt. Hell, if he can't afford one, I'll be more than glad to buy it for 'em.

While walking, I saw a no-ass bend over to pick something up he had dropped, and almost threw up when I saw his pants hanging so low his entire ass was exposed. Wearing underwear of course.

That no-ass should get a belt, looks like he has to raise his pants almost every ten seconds to keep them from falling down to his knees.
by brad September 11, 2004
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Originally coined by the ever-excitable Uncle 'Ass-to-Ass' Hank in the movie Requiem For a Dream upon seeing two naked girls insert a large dildo in their rectums and then 'push it real good', the usage of this phrase soon became so widespread that it became a universal reply to any question, situation or insult.
Would would you like for breakfast?

ASS TO ASS!

Where shall we go on holiday this year?

ASS TO ASS!

What should we do if the stairwell catches fire?

ASS TO ASS!

You are such a dick, Mr Murphey.

ASS TO ASS!

I hear that penuts are extinct in certain mountainous areas of Paraguay.

ASS TO ASS!

You're acting like a certain child who was here recently.

ASS TO ASS!

I'm gonna pwn you, n00b.

ASS TO ASS!

Surely that's enough, now.

ASS TO ASS!
by Nielzor October 03, 2006
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Inspired by the movie Requiem for a Dream, ass to ass is a sexual position where each partner simultaneously insert a double-dildo into his/her anus. Each partner is then penetrated to adquate length of the double-dildo so that they become "ass to ass."
Two heroine addicted prostitutes insert a double-dildo into her anus while a crowd of men cheer them on and a mysterious man named Uncle Hank yells, "Ass to ass!".
-Requiem for a Dream
by Rian December 08, 2003
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n. An occasion where you must do something unpleasant in order to obtain something you need. Named after Jennifer Connelly in 'Requiem for a Dream', because sometimes you need to hustle for your fix.
A: I wanted to score some weed for tonight, so I had to have dinner with my sister's gross roommate.

B: Wow, you really went ass to ass tonight.
by TTTyrone December 31, 2011
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Originally from the movie Requiem for a Dream. It refers to a movie that is almost painful to watch from start to end, but the final or penultimate scene which is typically obscene and far fetched, makes up for the whole movie.
Eh, I'd say save your money but that ending is all "Ass to Ass."
by Mr. Hamsandwitch December 21, 2010
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A difficult phrase to say with a serious facial expression, as seen in the film Requiem for a Dream.
ASS TO ASS!
ASS TO... phhb oh jeez dude, I am so high right now.
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