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Nisbetitis 

(Also known as HCS - Horse Cock Syndrome) A rare condition whereby a male penis is exessively large, and near superhuman.
Hey, I heard that kids got Nisbetitis.
Nisbetitis by Josiah Escobar January 16, 2006
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Nisbet's law 

This law states that no subject or topic is considered taboo during lunch or food-consuming intervals.
*During lunch*

Mark: Was playing with my foreskin lint last night, then fapped to some loli. My keyboard is encrusted with ginger pubes and dick cheese.

John: Jesus fuck, always when we sit down. I call this Nisbet's law.
Nisbet's law by IP3Cali April 29, 2010
extremly small town in Central PA; has one store but it is mostly farm land and woods; the most exciting things there are tractor pulls and the riverlots on the weekends; very lame but loved by everyone who lives there
Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
Hanging out in Nisbet.
Really? Sweet!
nisbet by rockrules45 August 30, 2010

The Nisbet 

That girl in the group who everyone has got with. You know everyone shes been with because they're all sitting in your living room playing Pro Evo.
Luke: Where have you been?
Adam: I stayed at The Nisbets, didnt I!
Very nice but she murders frogs and fish
Niabeth murdered my frog and fish
Niabeth by FZFFJ January 20, 2019

nisbetting 

To put questions on a test that have not been discussed for at least 2 years, and expecting one's students to know the answers.
I failed that test the other day, since my teacher was nisbetting.
nisbetting by angrysuperhawk November 14, 2014
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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