angrysuperhawk's definitions

Pepsi

When one mixes half a vat of coca cola and half a vat of water, then proceeds to bottle it and sell it, Pepsi is created.

Does this Coke taste a bit watered down? Yeah, cause it's Pepsi.

by angrysuperhawk August 3, 2017

urethra pick

A thin metal rod that is inserted into the tip of the penis. It frequently is used to obtain sexual pleasure. Long urethra picks can even be used to puncture internal organs for extra sexual pleasure.

Mitchell got a urethra pick stuck inside his cock, and died of a bladder infection.

by angrysuperhawk September 29, 2014

Hooker Dice

A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.

Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."

by angrysuperhawk October 9, 2017

lufkinning

To not monitor what your students are doing in class so that they can post things to Urban Dictionary

Mr. Jones was lufkinning again, so I posted urethra pick to Urban Dictionary.

by angrysuperhawk November 4, 2014

Hotdogging

When a gay man slices his partner's penis down the middle and places his own penis in between the sliced halves, thus resembling a hotdog in a bun.

Lance and Bruce had a delightful time hotdogging on Saturday. Lance's penis was a tad sore after being sliced open though.

by angrysuperhawk July 11, 2018

Society

Where other people make stupid decisions and expect me to abide by them.

I can't jack off in public because society doesn't allow it.

by angrysuperhawk January 16, 2017

Gainussing

To insert the barrel of a firearm into one's anus in an attempt to expand the anus for introduction of foreign objects.

My girlfriend is gainussing so that we can try putting a bowling ball in her anus.

by angrysuperhawk January 16, 2017