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Nipplets 

Small nipples that aren't worthy enough to be named as such.
Dude, your nipples are so small, I would call them nipplets!
Nipplets by fetii January 13, 2008

nipplenose 

1. Noun=Word describing the way a baby will suck on the end of your nose if your face gets to close to it, or a baby who does this.
2. Adjective=someone who is a real ding dong.
1. Baby Kate is a real nipplenose.
2. You nipplenose!!!
nipplenose by PhantomDadoo July 31, 2008

Nippleous Cage 

A BDSM term used to describe the act of strapping a person to a chair (usually naked) and having them watch Nicolas Cage movies. During the movie the Dom typically plays with the Sub's nipples, thus giving us our name. The original BDSM use was to get the Sub to have a hard on for Nicolas Cage and then to humiliate him for being gay. This isn't a very well used tool in the BDSM community due to people in general having a hard on for Nicolas Cage.

Though it's origins are in BDSM the term has grown to encompass all sexual acts that occur during the watching of a Nicholas Cage movie.
"Dude, what did you do last night?"
"Well I was watching Face/Off with Jenni when she Nippleous Caged me!"
Nippleous Cage by ThatWasMean April 28, 2013
Probably a small penis that's just shrunken, old, and shrivled but you're not entirely sure that it's not actually a really weird nipple after all.

Possibly also could be a forgotten seaside town in a northern backwater that you past through once whilst on your way to somewhere else. It's quite probable that you stopped for a piss but the toilets were locked or out of order.
At what age do you think your cock give up and just goes fully nipplenis on you?
Nipplenis by Captn27 November 27, 2020

Nipplets 

What you call your nipples when they get hard and cold...
(I just got in the pool)
"wow, look at my nipplets"
Nipplets by realangel October 24, 2008

nippleitus 

A severe and rare condition most often resulting from prolonged frictional exposure to perspiration, synthetic material, and freezing temperatures concurrently.
Dude, I had the most wicked nippleitus this week, they were so sore I couldn't wear a shirt!
nippleitus by saltycharlie February 7, 2007
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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