nippleitus

A severe and rare condition most often resulting from prolonged frictional exposure to perspiration, synthetic material, and freezing temperatures concurrently.

Dude, I had the most wicked nippleitus this week, they were so sore I couldn't wear a shirt!

by saltycharlie February 7, 2007

nipplitis

getting so cold your nipples stand on end and poke through your shirt

damn that girl has some major nipplitis! she's needs a thicker bra!

by orli_lvr April 1, 2003

Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.

"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"

by Orginox April 19, 2006

Nippleitis

It is a serious allergic reaction to cold weather. When the female nipple becomes, erect.

i have a serious case of nippleitis!

by Leeonz November 27, 2005

nippyitus

Nippyitus is when a person has not slept well, or at all for a long period of time, and the body breaks down. The individuals body has no recourse but to sleep. After time the person will come down with this illness. This is not contagious, but can effect one's body for an extended period of time.

My Wife hasn't been sleeping at all lately. She came down with nippyitus today, and it doesn't look good.

by Tolduiwasright February 6, 2020

Nippletude

When an individual's attitude and demeanor becomes extremely sensitive and emotionally tender with regards to certain subjects and specific criticisms and/or comments.

Howard is so sensitive about his job performance. Any time his boss or co-worker tries to make a suggestion, he always cops a Nippletude. A crude reference to sensitive nipples.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

nippletastic

Something involving many/good looking nipples.

That was a nippletastic website!

by kearthrose August 4, 2005