nipplelitis

when a persons nipples are erect and won't go away

aw shit! i'm cold, now i've got nipplelitis

by at school May 31, 2006

nipplitis

getting so cold your nipples stand on end and poke through your shirt

damn that girl has some major nipplitis! she's needs a thicker bra!

by orli_lvr April 1, 2003

Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.

"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"

by Orginox April 19, 2006

Nippleitis

It is a serious allergic reaction to cold weather. When the female nipple becomes, erect.

i have a serious case of nippleitis!

by Leeonz November 27, 2005

nipplelicious

When you see someone that turns you on causing your nipples to get hard.

Damn... look at that chick over there... she be lookin' nipplelicious! (When saying this you should rub your own nipple in a circular fashion while biting your lower lip.)

by Qwazy Dave August 13, 2014

nippleitis

A swimmers term for erect nipples.

Bob- "I wonder why jenny had her arms crossed over her cheast today."
Jim- "I dont know, I guess she had nippleitis."

by Cuhdusmeed July 31, 2007

Nipplitis

Swollen erectiveness of the nipple (or nipples) due to physical (or in some cases, mental) stimulation such as; licking, flicking, biting, sucking, freezing, burning (candle wax), piercing, applying anything mentholated, slamming in a door, stretching because you used them to hang heavy objects from, etc. Shredding of one's upper garments, damage to glass and accidental injury to others are common due to the knifelike nature of the affected nipple.

It must be colder than a witch's titt today 'cuz I've seen a shit ton of nipplitis!

by GiggaJen March 10, 2019