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nipplitis 

getting so cold your nipples stand on end and poke through your shirt
damn that girl has some major nipplitis! she's needs a thicker bra!
nipplitis by orli_lvr April 1, 2003

Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.
"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"
Nippleitis by Orginox April 19, 2006

Nippleitis

It is a serious allergic reaction to cold weather. When the female nipple becomes, erect.
i have a serious case of nippleitis!
Nippleitis by Leeonz November 27, 2005

nipplelicious 

When you see someone that turns you on causing your nipples to get hard.
Damn... look at that chick over there... she be lookin' nipplelicious! (When saying this you should rub your own nipple in a circular fashion while biting your lower lip.)
nipplelicious by Qwazy Dave August 13, 2014

nippleitis

Bob- "I wonder why jenny had her arms crossed over her cheast today."
Jim- "I dont know, I guess she had nippleitis."
nippleitis by Cuhdusmeed July 31, 2007

Nipplitis 

Swollen erectiveness of the nipple (or nipples) due to physical (or in some cases, mental) stimulation such as; licking, flicking, biting, sucking, freezing, burning (candle wax), piercing, applying anything mentholated, slamming in a door, stretching because you used them to hang heavy objects from, etc. Shredding of one's upper garments, damage to glass and accidental injury to others are common due to the knifelike nature of the affected nipple.
It must be colder than a witch's titt today 'cuz I've seen a shit ton of nipplitis!
Nipplitis by GiggaJen March 10, 2019
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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