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Nipdickle
A rare medical condition where one’s nipples are prolonged to resemble a penis in length and girth. Inversely, where ones penis is looked at from a microscopic level to resemble a nipple.
“Did you see the shirt that Mike is wearing?”
“How could I not? I went to get a close look at his penis and his Nipdickles poked me in both eyes.”
“How could I not? I went to get a close look at his penis and his Nipdickles poked me in both eyes.”
Nipdickle by John Willy January 4, 2023
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Nigdick
A unit of measurement commonly used in South Dakota to say the length and or width of something around a foot long such as a Subway sandwich.
White Guy 1- I just got a new big screen TV and it is around 4 nigdicks long and 2 1/2 nigdicks tall.
Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.
White Guy 2- Wait. Why is there a black man in South Dakota?
Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.
Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.
White Guy 2- Wait. Why is there a black man in South Dakota?
Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.
Nigdick by bubblebuttboy November 12, 2011
nitdick
Someone who has a penis size comparable to that of a nit (baby louse), which would be almost microscopic.
nitdick by HairyMelvin July 22, 2015
Nitdicking
Nitdicking by H2theD August 23, 2016
niplick
niplick by mxicn.prsn October 24, 2006
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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