nitdick

Someone who has a penis size comparable to that of a nit (baby louse), which would be almost microscopic.

That troll is still on your case? Let me deal with him. That nitdick is about to go up in flames.

by HairyMelvin July 22, 2015

nitpicking

Verb-
Looking for small or unimportant errors or faults, esp. in order to criticize unnecessarily.

My nitpicking ass friends always want to pick fights over the littlest things.

by allay808 October 30, 2013

Nipdickle

A rare medical condition where one’s nipples are prolonged to resemble a penis in length and girth. Inversely, where ones penis is looked at from a microscopic level to resemble a nipple.

“Did you see the shirt that Mike is wearing?”
“How could I not? I went to get a close look at his penis and his Nipdickles poked me in both eyes.”

by John Willy January 4, 2023

nitpick

Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.

Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.

by oh shit i'm dead April 3, 2005

netdicks and chill

A gay orgy while netflix is playing in the background.

The guys are coming over for netdicks and chill!

by zacherzach March 26, 2016

nitpick

When someone (who may have been recently pwned) Will dig up any random shit to try to get back at you or to make you look wrong.

John - Yeah, there is no way that the4 skatepark will open by january

Nitpicker - What was that? I didnt know of an english word called "The4"

John - It was a typo u asshole...

Nitpicker - Since when is U a word? I always thought there was a Y and an O in front of it, but thats just me *Rolls eyes*

by Pacman12 August 18, 2007

Nigdick

A unit of measurement commonly used in South Dakota to say the length and or width of something around a foot long such as a Subway sandwich.

White Guy 1- I just got a new big screen TV and it is around 4 nigdicks long and 2 1/2 nigdicks tall.

Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.

White Guy 2- Wait. Why is there a black man in South Dakota?

Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.

by bubblebuttboy November 12, 2011