HairyMelvin's definitions

moobmen

A collective noun describing the subset of men who have man-boobs (moobs).

Did you see that group of fat, bloated moobmen on the boardwalk? Those guys had moobs bigger than my stripper sister's implants!

by HairyMelvin September 6, 2013

nitdick

Someone who has a penis size comparable to that of a nit (baby louse), which would be almost microscopic.

That troll is still on your case? Let me deal with him. That nitdick is about to go up in flames.

by HairyMelvin July 22, 2015

zipspec

A quick check that men do to ensure that they have zipped up their pants.

Bram's fly is open again. He needs to zipspec before he leaves the house each morning.

by HairyMelvin June 25, 2012

Punger

PUNGER (noun) - a small joke, usually a one-liner, and in many cases just outright silly, meant to make one smile, or stop negative ideas.

Fred was looking sad so I threw a few pungers at him to wake him up.

by HairyMelvin May 26, 2016

goofbutts

Slang term for marijuana cigarettes (joints) dating back to at least the 1940s.

"Uncle Jim was in the Navy during World War II and he said they smoked joints onboard all the time. They called them 'goofbutts'."

by HairyMelvin October 9, 2014

Dougieroll

An updated version of the Rickroll. This trick sends people to the video for "Teach Me How To Dougie" by Cali Swag District, one of the worst songs created in years.

He said he was sending me a link to a new mashup but he got me with a Dougieroll instead.

by HairyMelvin August 24, 2010