6 definitions by HairyMelvin
"Uncle Jim was in the Navy during World War II and he said they smoked joints onboard all the time. They called them 'goofbutts'."
by HairyMelvin October 7, 2014
An updated version of the Rickroll. This trick sends people to the video for "Teach Me How To Dougie" by Cali Swag District, one of the worst songs created in years.
by HairyMelvin August 24, 2010
PUNGER (noun) - a small joke, usually a one-liner, and in many cases just outright silly, meant to make one smile, or stop negative ideas.
by HairyMelvin May 26, 2016
Did you see that group of fat, bloated moobmen on the boardwalk? Those guys had moobs bigger than my stripper sister's implants!
by HairyMelvin August 7, 2013
Someone who has a penis size comparable to that of a nit (baby louse), which would be almost microscopic.
by HairyMelvin July 7, 2015
by HairyMelvin June 22, 2012