nintendonite

The mysterious element that all nintendo products except for the Nintendo Ds Lite and DSI and parts of the Wii are made of. This Element was discovered in an unknown location sometime before 1985 by poor asian techies. the reason nearly all nintendo systems were made of nintendonite was because NINTENDONITE IS THE STRONGEST PLASTIC PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!

Nintendonite is not represented on the Periodic Table of Elements because releasing the details of Nintendonite's atomic structure would enable Microsoft and Sony to use it as well. That, or it could just as easily be that Nintendo doesn't even know... they're so innocent...

My Gamecube fell out of the plane when we landed but it still works fine except for the "open disc tray" button, but that's okay because you can pry it open. (yes, even the Gamecube was made of nintendonite. and yes, it could survive something like that)

or: my town was invaded by zombies but i threw my original gameboy at them and it was heavy enough to kill them. then i played super mario bros for a few hours.

or: i accidentally dropped my Gameboy SP in the garbage disposal, but it was closed and the water was off and it's made of nintendonite, so it's okay.

by valentine99 February 24, 2009

nintendonitis

A chronic painful condition that effects the muscles or joints in the hand, fingers and/or forearm after playing videogames too much.

Dude, I played Final Fantasy for three days straight, but my Nintendonitis flared up so I couldn't play anymore.

by Aeronius July 21, 2008

Nintendonium

The type of plastic famously used to make the Game Boy, the NES controller, and the SNES controller, among other Nintendo products. The substance is virturally unbreakable.

I took a hammer to my brother's Game Boy to get even, but I'm not strong enough to break Nintendonium.

by Chaos_Dude July 20, 2006

nintendinitis

1. A sharp cramp caused by playing video games
2. the act of calling out sick from work to stay home and play video games.

1. By the time I got to level 9 on Donkey Kong, I was suffering from severe nintendinitis.
2. When the new "Grand Theft Auto" game was released, I had to call out sick due to my nintendinitis.

by toast455 July 3, 2005

Nintendonitis

The cramp you get in your hand from playing video games, especially between the thumb and forefinger.

I was winning blades of steel until my old Nintendonitis injury took me out.

by hkmtbr December 17, 2008

Nintendoitis

Nintendoitis (noun) This condition usually occurs after you've played a console game too long. But was prominent with the original Nintendo Entertainment System back in 1985 with the original box controller. After many long hours of gameplay be it Zelda, Mario or Contra or whatever game you were playing, you would begin to feel pain in your thumbs and it would work its way up throughout your hand. But you usually wouldn't stop playing because you wanted to beat the game. But this condition can still occur with just about any game console controller.

Sam: Yo man I'm going to beat this PS3 game.
Tony: Ok I'll go watch a movie.
*three or four hours pass by Tony walks back into the room seeing Sam still at it.*
Tony: So how much further do you have to go in the game?
Sam: I'm almost finished but I'm developing a bad case of Nintendoitis.

by Vidorin July 4, 2008

Nintendinitis

A more common use of the term is to say you particularly like Nintendo published games, similar to Pac-man fever sept its an itis

Man Super Mario kicks ass ive got nintendinitis

by mushroom omlet August 30, 2007