Nintendonium 

The type of plastic famously used to make the Game Boy, the NES controller, and the SNES controller, among other Nintendo products. The substance is virturally unbreakable.

I took a hammer to my brother's Game Boy to get even, but I'm not strong enough to break Nintendonium.

Nintendonium by Chaos_Dude July 20, 2006

Nintendium 

The hardest, most durable material known to mankind, discovered by nintendo for usage in their console, the Nintendo Entertainment System (Also known as: NES). Its manufacturing process was perfected sometime before the creation of the Gameboy by Gunpie Yokoi, Nintendo's hardware genius, or "mad scientist", who invented many miraculous toys for children and adults alike, though many would argue they were meant for children.

Since the birth of the Nintendo 64 (IE, N64), Nintendium has become harder to produce or find, as the quality of the Nintendium used in the Nintendo DS (IE, NDS) and Wii (IE, Nintendo Wii?) have been reasonably weaker than their predecessors, though the WiiMote has been known to resist bullets, fly straight through Television Screens, and cause injuries when thrown, and is considered to be encased in the purest, most refined Nintendium seen since Gunpie Yokoi left Nintendo and died.

An asteroid of pure Nintendium is coming towards the earth... We're doomed!!!!!!

Nintendium by Zixaphir Modnar December 10, 2008

nintendonitis 

A chronic painful condition that effects the muscles or joints in the hand, fingers and/or forearm after playing videogames too much.

Dude, I played Final Fantasy for three days straight, but my Nintendonitis flared up so I couldn't play anymore.

nintendonitis by Aeronius July 21, 2008

Nintendonitis 

The cramp you get in your hand from playing video games, especially between the thumb and forefinger.

I was winning blades of steel until my old Nintendonitis injury took me out.

Nintendonitis by hkmtbr December 17, 2008

nintendonite 

The mysterious element that all nintendo products except for the Nintendo Ds Lite and DSI and parts of the Wii are made of. This Element was discovered in an unknown location sometime before 1985 by poor asian techies. the reason nearly all nintendo systems were made of nintendonite was because NINTENDONITE IS THE STRONGEST PLASTIC PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!

Nintendonite is not represented on the Periodic Table of Elements because releasing the details of Nintendonite's atomic structure would enable Microsoft and Sony to use it as well. That, or it could just as easily be that Nintendo doesn't even know... they're so innocent...

My Gamecube fell out of the plane when we landed but it still works fine except for the "open disc tray" button, but that's okay because you can pry it open. (yes, even the Gamecube was made of nintendonite. and yes, it could survive something like that)

or: my town was invaded by zombies but i threw my original gameboy at them and it was heavy enough to kill them. then i played super mario bros for a few hours.

or: i accidentally dropped my Gameboy SP in the garbage disposal, but it was closed and the water was off and it's made of nintendonite, so it's okay.

nintendonite by valentine99 February 24, 2009

NintendoMiiMaker 

Also known as .nintendomiimaker is a TikTok content creator with over 25k followers who posts short videos of him making avatars on one of Nintendo’s beloved products the Nintendo switch. With his videos loved by many and does frequent live streams.

Have you seen NintendoMiiMakers Latest TikTok?

NintendoMiiMaker by Ryan Clarkson July 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019