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An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009

nigeritious 

when you tired, sleepy, exhausteed from bein so full of food
i got nigeritious
nigeritious by true hispanic December 26, 2009

nigaritis 

The sleepy feelng African-Americans feel after eating, leading to sleep.
That chicken was good...

Damn yo nigaritis is kickin' in!
nigaritis by lonniesean April 19, 2007

Niggeritis

Having the urge to sleep after consuming a considerably large amount of food.
That dinner was great, I probably won't be able to walk now since niggeritis set in.
Niggeritis by Vado September 27, 2011

nigeritis 

A term used for the lazy sleepy feeling you get after you eat too much good food.
I'm sleepy after that second plate of macaroni and cheese. I think I got nigeritis.
nigeritis by DonDonna January 16, 2008

nigaritis 

The sleepy feelng African-Americans feel after eating, leading to sleep.
That chicken was good...

Damn yo nigaritis is kickin' in!
nigaritis by lonniesean April 19, 2007