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Niggaritis

1) Its a sudden feeling of tiredness one feels after eating a meal.

2) Feeling of laziness after a satisfactory meal
1)Niggaritis took me after eating that warm home cook meal. I feel too lazy to do anything anymore.

2) After I have ate my dinner, I started to feel tired of doing anything. I think I have a case of Niggaritis.
Niggaritis by L.A1000 May 26, 2017
An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009

Niggitis 

After eating, smoking weed or drinking alcohol a strong sense of exhaustion tiredness or sleepiness takeover.
"I ate so much food im extremely sleepy now, i have a bad case of niggitis"

nipgitis 

The war in nipgitis.... A war betwwen 1964 to 1966... Between venezuela and Great Britain.
Black individuals stole vcrs and got puffy lips. This was know as the War on Nipgitis
The war on Nipgitis....
nipgitis by Sarah neuman October 7, 2021

niggagitis 

A type of virus that infects regular, non-black people, and turns them into total niggas.
Have you seen Amanda Bynes lately? She really caught niggagitis hard...

Why is Justin Bieber trying hard to fit in with all his black rapper friends? I think he caught a case of niggagitis

Dammmn, have you seen Miley Cyrus' new look? Shes looking ratchet, must've been niggagitis

nigeritious 

when you tired, sleepy, exhausteed from bein so full of food
i got nigeritious
nigeritious by true hispanic December 26, 2009
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