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nicktionary 

creator and writer of www.nicktionary.wordpress.com writes and complains about everyday stuff and things he finds on the interweb, with the help of friends. originally a dictionary parody, nicktionary has now taken on other projects such as 'nickmaths' and 'song to the synic' reviews, one of which was recently featured on popular clothing website Bbycks.com. Funny, witty and intelligent.
this is nicktionary + billikipedia + aidenosaurus.
this here text thing is what, in a real dictionary or encyclopedia or thesaurus would be a blend of the introduction and authors notes. and unlike other more credible books, this will not tell you how to calculate pressure in air, water and vapour, or all the wonders of volts or ohms. nick does words and stuff. Billy does encyclopedia entries. aiden does what aiden does best.
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dicktionary 

A dictionary, but with dicks in it, so your standard high school dictionary.
teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.
dicktionary by maybe the nobody December 1, 2020

Urban Dicktionary 

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.
My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.
Urban Dicktionary by Katsu March 25, 2005

dicktionary 

Pronounced: DICKtionary

A dictionary used for looking up curse words or dirty words.
Urban Dictionary is considered a dicktionary.
dicktionary by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 8, 2013

Nictionary 

The dictionary created by rapper Nicki Minaj to educate all her Harajuku Barbies, Ken Barbies and Stud Muffins. She uses words like: Barbie Juice, Surfboard, and Strawberry Shortcake.
Girl 1. "I need some Barbie Juice"

Girl 2. "What is that?"
Girl 1. "Ugh, go look it up!"
Girl 2. *Confused* "Where?"
Girl 1. "In the Nictionary, stupid!"
Nictionary by SassBarbie October 21, 2009

urban ticktionary 

Refers to the tick-tock sound made by a clock as time passes.

The phenomenon that occurs when the posting of numerous, almost-identical definitions for the same word/phrase result in the act of searching for a definition on UD becoming a waste of your time.

A result of egotistical narcissists, who believe that everyone should stop and take the time to read to their unoriginal opinion.
Urban ticktionary:
Pretty much any widely-searched/widely-used phrase on this site.
For example:
emo,scene,milkshake
urban ticktionary by sarahh=) October 18, 2009

Urpun Dicktionary 

The name for which the founders of the web site UrbanDictionary.com undoubtedly meant to use, since an overwhelming number of entries are just bad puns by dudes obsessed with penis jokes.
Tom: Hey man, did you see Urban Dictionary's word of the day?
Casey: No. Was it another lame pun?
Tom: Oh, um, yeah... that website should just call itself UrPUN DICKtionary!
Casey: Please have sex one day.
Urpun Dicktionary by Christopholis February 8, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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