micktionary

A list of quotes or things said by my father

“Just because you throw grass on it doesn’t make it a fucking premium pizza”.
“That’s going in the micktionary”

by PolyBlanka May 21, 2024

dicktionary

A dictionary, but with dicks in it, so your standard high school dictionary.

teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.

by maybe the nobody December 1, 2020

Urban Dicktionary

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.

My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.

by Katsu March 25, 2005

dicktionary

Pronounced: DICKtionary

A dictionary used for looking up curse words or dirty words.

Urban Dictionary is considered a dicktionary.

by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 8, 2013

urban ticktionary

Refers to the tick-tock sound made by a clock as time passes.

The phenomenon that occurs when the posting of numerous, almost-identical definitions for the same word/phrase result in the act of searching for a definition on UD becoming a waste of your time.

A result of egotistical narcissists, who believe that everyone should stop and take the time to read to their unoriginal opinion.

Urban ticktionary:
Pretty much any widely-searched/widely-used phrase on this site.
For example:
emo,scene,milkshake

by sarahh=) October 18, 2009

Urpun Dicktionary

The name for which the founders of the web site UrbanDictionary.com undoubtedly meant to use, since an overwhelming number of entries are just bad puns by dudes obsessed with penis jokes.

Tom: Hey man, did you see Urban Dictionary's word of the day?
Casey: No. Was it another lame pun?
Tom: Oh, um, yeah... that website should just call itself UrPUN DICKtionary!
Casey: Please have sex one day.

by Christopholis February 8, 2008

Urban Dicktionary

Urban dicktionary is when urban dictionary is simply a dick and won't add certain words

1: Oh I tried to add a word on urban dictionary
2: did it work
1: no
2: so u mean urban DICKTIONARY

by Random Words Blah Blah August 3, 2020