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Nete is someone who gets all their jokes from internet. Nette doesn't spend much time outside
-I saw that joke in tumblr. She copied it.
-Maybe she's a nette.
nette by Dead frog June 19, 2017
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from the abbreviation of Lounette, she is an amazing woman. Pefect and peculiar in her own way. She an amazing creature god has sent down to rescue this boy from himself.
One of Gods amazing creatures, L'nette.
L'nette by Astro5169 April 11, 2011
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Clara Nette 

Joke name which, when read aloud, makes you say "clarinet" a reeded woodwind.
Teacher: Let's play Kahoot.
*class joins*
Student: Who is Clara Nette?
Band Kid: Me!!1!1111!!!!!!!!!!1!

pedo-netter 

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.
Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.
pedo-netter by jpg3 August 22, 2011

Empty netter 

A cum shot into the gaping ass hole of a sexually promiscuous woman.
I shot an empty netter into Rhonda last night
Empty netter by Maroonsroad July 9, 2018
To test something without actually testing it.
Did you actually test that code or did you nejtest it.
NejTest by csharpjunkie February 23, 2011
Literally one of the strongest characters in Hunter X Hunter. I cannot believe no one has defined him yet....

Anyway, Netero is that old man who played the game on the airship with Gon and Killua during the second phase. Basically the Chairman of the Hunter's Association. He's really strong had his nen type is Enhancement. His nen ability (or hatsu, idk cause when they were explaining nen I got confused) Is called 100-type Guanyin Bodhisattva, which was used while fighting Jed in Hunter X Hunter: The Last Mission. He also fought Meruem in the episode titled Zero x and x Rose (122). Meruem would have won if it wasn't for Netero's Miniature Rose bomb. Literally- The Chimera Ants were ultimately eliminated because of Netero.
"Have you seen the episode where Netero gets to fight Meruem?"

"Yeah, I have. It was really cool!"
Netero by The Disrespect February 28, 2022
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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