NetTek

The crappiest computer store in Shelbyville, Indiana. They claim they build the best PCs but buy the parts from other places, jack the price up 30%, and then claim you're getting a good deal. Want to upgrade? Sorry, can't do it yourself without voiding your warranty! 17" monitor? That's another $200!

"I wanted a quality computer, but buying one from NetTek was not one of my options because I didn't want to be in debt for 10 years and didnt want to make a trip to the store every other day."

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

pedo-netter

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.

Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.

by jpg3 August 22, 2011

Empty netter

A cum shot into the gaping ass hole of a sexually promiscuous woman.

I shot an empty netter into Rhonda last night

by Maroonsroad July 9, 2018

netters

Word Shep uses for netflix

P1: Anything good on netters
P2: What's netters
P1: Netflix
P2: Oh

by ShepTheHusky April 6, 2020

nasty netters

someone who picks up old men at senior citizen socials for the purpose of engaging in group sex at a cheap hotel.

Have you seen Deb? She's still at the Ramada Inn; she pulled a nasty netters last night.

by Kelly Shooz June 29, 2008

netted dolphin

When a guy tries to put his penis in a girls ass and she turns her head back denying entry and makes the sound "ehh ehh" (Dolphin Sound)

I tried to put it in my girls butt, but she gave me the netted dolphin.

by J Tear Knee January 15, 2008

netted

(1) To have lost a cuss battle without a comeback
(2) To put a fish net over a small child's head
(3) Laxatives in a shopping trolley whilst dancing to the agadoo
Dave:You Just Got netted Mate!
Bob: :/ Hmmm...

NETTED!

by gashmedizzle October 7, 2008