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The crappiest computer store in Shelbyville, Indiana. They claim they build the best PCs but buy the parts from other places, jack the price up 30%, and then claim you're getting a good deal. Want to upgrade? Sorry, can't do it yourself without voiding your warranty! 17" monitor? That's another $200!
"I wanted a quality computer, but buying one from NetTek was not one of my options because I didn't want to be in debt for 10 years and didnt want to make a trip to the store every other day."
NetTek by Anonymous May 19, 2003
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pedo-netter 

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.
Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.
pedo-netter by jpg3 August 22, 2011
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Empty netter 

A cum shot into the gaping ass hole of a sexually promiscuous woman.
I shot an empty netter into Rhonda last night
Empty netter by Maroonsroad July 9, 2018
Word Shep uses for netflix
P1: Anything good on netters
P2: What's netters
P1: Netflix
P2: Oh
netters by ShepTheHusky April 6, 2020

nasty netters 

someone who picks up old men at senior citizen socials for the purpose of engaging in group sex at a cheap hotel.
Have you seen Deb? She's still at the Ramada Inn; she pulled a nasty netters last night.
nasty netters by Kelly Shooz June 29, 2008

netted dolphin 

When a guy tries to put his penis in a girls ass and she turns her head back denying entry and makes the sound "ehh ehh" (Dolphin Sound)
I tried to put it in my girls butt, but she gave me the netted dolphin.
netted dolphin by J Tear Knee January 15, 2008
(1) To have lost a cuss battle without a comeback
(2) To put a fish net over a small child's head
(3) Laxatives in a shopping trolley whilst dancing to the agadoo
Dave:You Just Got netted Mate!
Bob: :/ Hmmm...
NETTED!
netted by gashmedizzle October 7, 2008