Newtarded 

Newtarded - n. new-tard, new-tard-ed, new-tards, new-tard-a-tion, newtarded, newtardation, newtard- 1)to be young and purposely retarded for no other reason then social acceptance. 2) To not have ANY parental guidance therefore becoming a complete dip shit, waste of space and useless in society. 3) to attempt to have SWAG yet think it is something other then what it meant in the original form which was an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay

Any person attempting to be cool or seek social acceptance by wearing their little sisters pants and yet still sagging them to their asses which looks like shit to begin with are newtarded.

Newtarded by Soul drifting dad June 4, 2013

Nestanded 

Nestanded - nest•ond•eyd, verb

1. To cowardly flee the scene of an accident you caused, usually when drunk.

2. The act of committing vehicular hit and run when intoxicated.

3. To avoid serious criminal charges involving a hit and run by hiring expensive lawyers and coming up with weak excuses.

1. After a night of heavy drinking at two bars, Gabby hit a pedestrian and Nestanded the scene to hide her BMW and sober up later.

2. The innocent pedestrian died after being Nestanded by a drunk, rich girl in a BMW.

3. Although the evidence clearly supported intoxicated manslaughter and failure to stop and render aid, the defendant Nestanded herself by claiming she was checking the alarm on her phone when she was struck by a rock or a deer.

Nestanded by AustinTexan March 13, 2013

Nigtarded 

(Adj or noun) something preposterously stupid, outrageous or "totes cray" (in a bad way)

"Why are you jerking off with a cactus. That shit nigtarded"

Nigtarded by Half a slap February 4, 2016

Newarked 

When something is horribly broken or out of order.

Girl: "My mom says you're stupid, for being in a band"
Frank Iero (From My Chemical Romance): "Tell your mom she's newarked."

Newarked by one-four-three June 8, 2011

Newarked 

1. To get your car stolen.
2. When your car gets chopped up for parts.

verb

Jeff: I hope we don't get "Newarked" tonight.
Nataly: That would suck...I just bought this car.

Newarked by Dr. Reggie Love February 2, 2009

Newarked 

when something is horribly broken or out of order

That shit got newarked

Newarked by Fronkeh June 10, 2011

nertarded 

The coexistence of nerdy and retarded qualities. The act of utilizing higher intelligence to do or say stupid things

OMG, I can not believe he said that. He is so nertarded!

nertarded by BigDaddyDoz April 5, 2012