Newtarded - n. new-tard, new-tard-ed, new-tards, new-tard-a-tion, newtarded, newtardation, newtard- 1)to be young and purposely retarded for no other reason then social acceptance. 2) To not have ANY parental guidance therefore becoming a complete dip shit, waste of space and useless in society. 3) to attempt to have SWAG yet think it is something other then what it meant in the original form which was an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay
Any person attempting to be cool or seek social acceptance by wearing their little sisters pants and yet still sagging them to their asses which looks like shit to begin with are newtarded.
by Soul drifting dad June 5, 2013
Accepting everything new as better without question. Always
wanting to own or use the latest tech, no matter if it's ready for market or not.
wanting to own or use the latest tech, no matter if it's ready for market or not.
by dandelionjuice August 2, 2010
A newtard is that new colleague who thinks they know it all, but much to their dismay, end up being humbled by their seniors.
A newtard is usually in their late teens to early twenties, and has an over-inflated ego, but lacks the knowledge to back it up.
A newtard is usually in their late teens to early twenties, and has an over-inflated ego, but lacks the knowledge to back it up.
I tried to teach Amanda how to read the inventory report, but she acted like a newtard and blew me off.
by Big Poppa Peaches July 25, 2013