neoBeat

neoBeat is a youtuber he hates furries cringe karens and more stuff he like TV video games YouTube discord art pixelart

he loves splatoon video games TV nice people on discord fav type of songs video game music mostly splatoon

location(unkown) age(unkown) he is magenta and cyan with a gray hoodie and brown hair

you can run but neoBeat can run faster he will get you and you will be put in a endless void of a basement basement you will be forced to forced to subscribe to him on YT then... well ill let you see what happens... lol

by j̴̛͇̰͉͖͓̟̟̭͔̈́͐͒̅̿̒̃̍͂̕͜ April 25, 2022

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

Neobation

The act of masturbating with neosporin, to heal or reconcile any open sores located on your naughty-bits; including but not limited to- foreskin, shaft, head, lips, labial region, inner-walls, urethra, or nut sack.

Although his penis was in shambles, Timmy found the act of neobation both stimulating and therapeutic.

by Bruise Johnson December 4, 2009

noobeatter

Cock = HUGE

i wish i had a noobeatter

by chillpill9623 November 24, 2011

neobrat quickpost cryptics

People whose posts in public forums, in the interest of saving time (at most a matter of seconds), are severely abbreviated and mispunctuated (often via a quickpost application) to the point where they are barely intelligible, if at all. Sometimes these people cannot spell or read to begin with, and they insist on using slang and/or all caps. The nightmarish "finished product" of such posts may actually cause the astute reader to experience migraines and epileptic seizures. I first heard the term used by OwlHoot on sci.tech-archive.net.

neobrat quickpost cryptic 1: 4xampl,thos who rite lik this.u get it,the worse of the worse,tho there r
other xampls not as bad.want more neobrat quickpost virtuosities sent 2 u? (OwlHoot)

neobrat quickpost cryptic 2: LMFAO...@ THESE BRAWDZ...DELET ME BLOK ME...IDGAF...BUT I TELL U ONE THING WHEN SEE DONT UTTER TO YO TO SAY SHYT 2 ME...DNT TRY TO ACT LIKE WE FAM OR FRENDS...CUZ I DNT FUC WIT BOOGI ASS HOES ANY WAY! SO KEEP MINE UP OUT YO MOUF...CUZ I WILL MAKE A TRIP! IT AINT NEVA EEN NO HO N ME! NOW RUN TELL DAT! SHO (lamebook)

by MastaRoe October 18, 2010

nedbeats

crappiest music ever. Dance/rave music

haw man. listen tae thay quality nedbeats

by john September 29, 2003

newbeat

n.- 1. post-punk intellectuals who believe in a pacifistic, artistic, and intelligent way of life. their anarchiac views are expressed through grassroot shockwaves surged through the public that reject them in digestable doses, as opposed to riots and physical protest. calm and collected people who hold the value of the ability of expression over that of mandate education. they seem to fluidly flow from clique to clique and befriend any social group. 2. the new generation of free-thinkers, beatniks.

Luke and his newbeat friends walked down the road extemporaneously spurting off freestyle poetry.

by poeticfist. (will walker) March 28, 2005