Noobmaster69 is an obnoxious child who plays the battle royale video game "Fortnite." Noobmaster69 is rude to everyone, especially Taika Waititi. Noobmaster69 often claims to have performed various sexual acts with the mothers of other players.

"Noobmaster69 is so mean! Thor should fly to his house, rip off his legs, and shove them up his own butt!"

noobmaster69 by EGGPENGUIN May 8, 2019

noobmaster69

a bitch who spends his entire life in his mom's basement with their arms up their ass

noobmaster69's mom gae

noobmaster69 by meme_mastah May 8, 2019

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noobmaster69

the guy who kills you in fortnite ,the guy who Ninja reported,and the guy who made Thor sad

i got killed by noobmaster69

noobmaster69 by therealnoobmaster69 May 21, 2019

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nooblatte

Nooblatte (noob·lat·te) (noob'lä'té)

Also known as: n00bl4tt3

Definition: a mixture of noobs combined with skim milk, sugar (or Splenda™), coffee (preferably Maxwell House, but Starbucks will do), a touch of vanilla, and a dollop of whip cream

ME: roflcopter man hes such a noob
YOU: not just a noob... a nooblatte!
ME: dude.... PWNAGE!!

nooblatte by Boberooni February 10, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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