Noobmaster69 is an obnoxious child who plays the battle royale video game "Fortnite." Noobmaster69 is rude to everyone, especially Taika Waititi. Noobmaster69 often claims to have performed various sexual acts with the mothers of other players.

"Noobmaster69 is so mean! Thor should fly to his house, rip off his legs, and shove them up his own butt!"

noobmaster69 by EGGPENGUIN May 8, 2019

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noobmaster69

a bitch who spends his entire life in his mom's basement with their arms up their ass

noobmaster69's mom gae

noobmaster69 by meme_mastah May 8, 2019

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noobmaster69

the guy who kills you in fortnite ,the guy who Ninja reported,and the guy who made Thor sad

i got killed by noobmaster69

noobmaster69 by therealnoobmaster69 May 21, 2019

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nooblatte

Nooblatte (noob·lat·te) (noob'lä'té)

Also known as: n00bl4tt3

Definition: a mixture of noobs combined with skim milk, sugar (or Splenda™), coffee (preferably Maxwell House, but Starbucks will do), a touch of vanilla, and a dollop of whip cream

ME: roflcopter man hes such a noob
YOU: not just a noob... a nooblatte!
ME: dude.... PWNAGE!!

nooblatte by Boberooni February 10, 2008

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