Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey
Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?".
Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I'
ve been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".