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neuken in de keuken

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.
Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"
Related Words
To fuck, make love.

Also: verneuken, which means to fuck up
Ik ga je anaal neuken vanavond, means, I will do you in the butt tonight.
neuken by Goldie December 28, 2005
not liking titty frog is Neikan.
Neikan by tittyfrog_fanclub_leader November 19, 2020

Neikeeleah 

A sweet dark skinned girl who loves to eat and loves to watch netflix. She loves everybody!
Neikeeleah is that girl!

Nikeninja24566 

A dirty beta male cuck who’s girlfriend sucks big black dick in front of him, he is also morbidly obese and cannot get down the fucking stairs without breaking the entire stair well that fat fuck, he is also a daily visitor of weight watchers, you could cut this guys left nipple off and solve world hunger
Girl 1: whats that rumbling why is the ground shaking
Girl 2:thats an earthquake

Girl 3:thats not an earthquake thats just fucking nikeninja24566 that fat fucking hunk of junk

Girl 4:yeah i heard his man tits are the size of planets and he eats his meals from them
Nikeninja24566 by Dilly5848382 April 5, 2023

wil je neuken in de keuken 

tourist in a restaurant: wil je neuken in de keuken, mag ik wat melk?
ober: ja lekker aaaaaghhhhhhh