neiken

Has the biggest appetite, is a good cook & baker, caring & kind nature, big heart - loves with everything he has, has the biggest feet & hands, is an amazing kisser

Neiken - a gentle giant who loves his family unconditionally

by Jennifer Davis-Lopez September 23, 2017

neuken in de keuken

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.

Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"

by Yogalates April 8, 2005

neuken

To fuck, make love.

Also: verneuken, which means to fuck up

Ik ga je anaal neuken vanavond, means, I will do you in the butt tonight.

by Goldie December 28, 2005

Neikan

wrong.

not liking titty frog is Neikan.

by tittyfrog_fanclub_leader November 19, 2020

Neikeeleah

A sweet dark skinned girl who loves to eat and loves to watch netflix. She loves everybody!

Neikeeleah is that girl!

by #dabrat<3😘😵‍💫🫀 March 21, 2023

Nikeninja24566

A dirty beta male cuck who’s girlfriend sucks big black dick in front of him, he is also morbidly obese and cannot get down the fucking stairs without breaking the entire stair well that fat fuck, he is also a daily visitor of weight watchers, you could cut this guys left nipple off and solve world hunger

Girl 1: whats that rumbling why is the ground shaking
Girl 2:thats an earthquake

Girl 3:thats not an earthquake thats just fucking nikeninja24566 that fat fucking hunk of junk

Girl 4:yeah i heard his man tits are the size of planets and he eats his meals from them

by Dilly5848382 April 5, 2023

wil je neuken in de keuken

hallo

tourist in a restaurant: wil je neuken in de keuken, mag ik wat melk?
ober: ja lekker aaaaaghhhhhhh

by thegerbmeister December 6, 2022