neighborcest

Its like incest, but between neighbors.

Franny wanted to marry Jordy, but since they were neighbors, that would be neighborcest.

by pianodude88 May 14, 2011

Neighbornet

What you get when you connect to your neighbor's wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge.

Didja hear? Johnny connected his wireless ethernet card to his neighbor's wireless network, and now he's got neighbornet!

by nubluva December 31, 2006

Neighbornet

When your inter-web cuts your obviously hard work and dedicated web browsing short, use your neighbors conveniently unsecured network.

Dude your internet is down again!
-Its ok, just use my neighbornet.

by LucienC August 15, 2009

Neighbornet

The internet you get when mooching off of a neighbor's wireless connection, as opposed to just the regular internet you get directly. Unlike the regular internet, the neighbornet is slower, and dies randomly, but it's free.

"Shit, brah, my router's busted. I'm stuck checkin' Facebook on the neighbornet coming from the guy across the hall."

by Zrazor August 17, 2008

neighbornet

The areas neighbors wireless network.(often used on vacation) Usually unencrypted and slow but great when yours goes down, or you need to do something questionable.

Hey man, can you sign on here?
There is a neighbornet but it keeps dropping me.

by Bween February 20, 2007

neighbores

simply put, boring neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact, you wish you could move somewhere far, far away just to get away from them.

lady next door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my niece's picture?
me: maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)

by earpuller June 11, 2006

Neighbornetting

The act of using someone else's wifi without permission. Generally refers to use of that of a nearby residence, company or other such building. The party who's internet connection is being leeched off of is usually unaware of the act.

"Yo, man, my net's been down so I've been neighbornetting."
"What? Dude, if they find out you've been stealing their wifi they'll be pissed."

by apathyjunior November 12, 2009