neifi

The Absolute worst You can possibly be at something.

Also: An immediate threat to the future of San Francisco Giants baseball

I was playing Risk like Neifi Perez plays shortstop, of course I lost.

by Nise March 25, 2004

Neifi

To not only be horrendously bad at something, but be convinced of your amazing and overwhelming talent at it.

"Only me and Barry get booed... Only good players get booed" - Neifi Perez

"Way to go Mr. Nash, you totally neified taking steps!"

by Zedar March 24, 2004