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Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) 

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.
My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.
The act of not texting back when in the midst of a text exchange. Can be intentional or inadvertent.
I am so sorry I neglexted you...I got so busy at work and then went out with my co-worker right after.
Neglext by javarocks December 7, 2013

neglexting 

when someone fails to respond to a text message or series of text messages in an ample amount of time.
"I've sent her a few messages, but the bitch is neglexting me."
neglexting by Jimmy Tadeski January 14, 2008
Neglext:

The act of abandoning someone in mid-conversation for a prolonged period of time(intentionally or unintentionally) via the sending of text messages electronically especially from one cell phone to another.
I'm so sorry, I passed out early last night and totally neglexted you!
Neglext by WVLKV_FLOCKV_SHEEP April 12, 2017
Word of the Day on April 19, 2017

cock neglector 

Girlfriend who wont go down on you cock.
Boyfriend - I've just spead all morning going down on u, can u go down on me now?
girlfriend - no!
boyfriend - your such a cock neglector
cock neglector by josh 206543 February 19, 2009

Neglexting 

Occurs between two good friends (usually girls) on Facebook in which they converse back and forth on each others' walls therefore filling up your news feed when they could easily just be talking through text messages.
"Amy and Ashley have been friends since elementary school why do they keep neglexting all over Facebook?"
Neglexting by tripleezy17 April 28, 2011
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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