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Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH)
Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.
My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.
Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) by NZH Prez May 25, 2011
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neglexting
when someone fails to respond to a text message or series of text messages in an ample amount of time.
neglexting by Jimmy Tadeski January 14, 2008
Neglext
Neglext:
The act of abandoning someone in mid-conversation for a prolonged period of time(intentionally or unintentionally) via the sending of text messages electronically especially from one cell phone to another.
The act of abandoning someone in mid-conversation for a prolonged period of time(intentionally or unintentionally) via the sending of text messages electronically especially from one cell phone to another.
Neglext by WVLKV_FLOCKV_SHEEP April 12, 2017
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Boyfriend - I've just spead all morning going down on u, can u go down on me now?
girlfriend - no!
boyfriend - your such a cock neglector
girlfriend - no!
boyfriend - your such a cock neglector
cock neglector by josh 206543 February 19, 2009
Neglexting
Occurs between two good friends (usually girls) on Facebook in which they converse back and forth on each others' walls therefore filling up your news feed when they could easily just be talking through text messages.
"Amy and Ashley have been friends since elementary school why do they keep neglexting all over Facebook?"
Neglexting by tripleezy17 April 28, 2011
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