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Neglectard 

A ruthlessly neglected person who tries hard to be cool but is not, mostly because of their slipshodness. Socially unacceptable in most circles. The Neglectard can be found trying to hang with various groups of popular people but is given little or no attention due to their oozing of utter remissness.
Lets stomp out every single neglectard so we can party!!

Scrondel is such a neglectard and he doesn't even realize it.
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Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) 

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.
My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.

cock neglector 

Girlfriend who wont go down on you cock.
Boyfriend - I've just spead all morning going down on u, can u go down on me now?
girlfriend - no!
boyfriend - your such a cock neglector
cock neglector by josh 206543 February 19, 2009

Neglected 

Implies giving insufficient attention to something that merits one's attention
The Brat is being neglected by the Anchovy.
Neglected by The_Brat January 6, 2009

Text Neglecter 

One who neglects texts from another.
(Conversation over text)
Sam: Hey
Sam: Heyy :)
Sam: HEY! :D
*no reply
Sam: Wow, you're a real Text Neglecter

neglector 

neglector:
function: noun

one who is so caught up with their own shit (as if court proceedings are a legit excuse) that they fail to pay any attention to, or have a complete disregard for, how their actions (or lack thereof) affect others (primarily me). neglect usually stems from an indifference or habitual lack of consideration. neglector roles are common taken on by men.
ex. you’re a neglector deepi – you suck at keeping n in touch, no emails, no nothing.
neglector by graciegirl September 22, 2005

nigletard 

Nigletard is a combination of a nigger, midget, leprechaun, nugget, and a retard. See Cooper.
"Holy sh*t dude. Cooper is such a fucking nigletard."
nigletard by RoosellsBigBlackDick October 4, 2016
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