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a very attractive ladies man, usually has a big cock and a scooter. insane rhyming skills and can woo your boo. also has a lot of friends who are jealous because of all the pussy he got, nigga. niggas named neeme also got a huge ass but aint gay. he is usually seen walking to his grandmas house. basically the definiton of perfect. a lovable man who is nice and kind to your nan.
daaaamnnn look at neeme he slangin so much pussy nigga give me some neeme!
neeme by ballerboy69 May 25, 2019

[citation needed] 

When you want someone to prove what they just said. Commonly seen in bad Wikipedia articles.
1: "Apparantly, the Greeks invented pudding!"

2:"citation needed"
[citation needed] by RussellLawliet December 31, 2011
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The laughter expression of Kokichi Oma from the popular game Danganronpa Killing Harmony
“That was just a lie! neeheehee”
neeheehee by n4git0 November 5, 2020
#best #pretty #great #singer #excellent #beautiful
Neele is a very excellent girl with diamond eyes and beautiful face abd body. She is so sensitive and understand you every time. All the boys are in love with her. Neele ist the best, prettiest, coolest and the most beautiful girl in the world. When you be together with a Neele: never let her go! 💞😭
neele by Spinat_12.34 January 3, 2017
A laugh used on Facebook along with teehee and zeehee. Usually said by boys in about Year 8.
had a great time with Lachlan and Justin....neehee!
neehee by malteser123 July 17, 2010
1. A word or sound used to break and awkward silence
2. A sound used to describe a place or person
3. Something to say if you are jokingly being a creeper
4. Just a really fun sound to make
1. (silence after lame joke) "neeeeh....."

2. a. "Dude, that guys kinda neeeeh...."
b. "Man, that Mr. Inconvenience is really neeeeh"

3. Craig: "Hey Cam,"
Me: "Ya?"
Craig: "Neeeeh...."
4. "neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh....."
neeeeh by cammy123 May 3, 2008
Neetesh has many excellent qualities and some limitations. Although not overly ambitious, you are willing to work hard to reach your goals and are content to make slow, steady progress. Patient and methodical, with an ability to focus on the details, and happiest when doing tasks that involve both your mind and hands, you are inclined towards mechanical or technical projects, and could excel at many different occupations. You take time to grasp a new concept but, once mastered, you are able put it to practical use. When working on a project you do not like to be interrupted. You have a good business sense and are systematic and orderly in all your endeavours. You take your responsibilities seriously and believe that "what is worth doing, is worth doing well." Others depend on you for your unflappable, logical, and reliable qualities. Because you are so conscientious, you have to know when to step back and let others assume their share of the load. Because stability in your affairs is so important you are unlikely to gamble or take chances. This name creates a desire early in life to marry and settle down with a home and family. You make it a priority to establish a comfortable home base. Issues in close relationships could arise as you are inclined to be set in your opinions to the point of stubbornness. A tendency to worry too much could disturb your peace of mind.
Guy 1 "hey man i need your help now!"
Neetesh "okay bro i am always for you"

Guy2 "why you have a different taste in girls"
Neetesh"i like the girls who are little bit crazy and nostalgia like me"
Neetesh by Thakur_is_here June 7, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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