necrophallic 

dead sex which is jeffrey dahmer

sex = dick
dick = phallic hence
dead + sex = dead sex which also = jeffrey dahmer

jeffery dahmer was a necrophallic man that enjoyed fucking corpses.

necrophallic by themeatrider694you October 25, 2023

necrophilic 

A necrophillic is an intelligent person who uses the free enviornmental method of 'recycling'.

They make use of dead and deceased carcus' to sexually arouse themselves.

There are Pros and Cons of being a necrophillic

Pros:
- Recycle dead bodies
- Work with a proven effective method of safe sex (The other person isn't even alive!)
- Get turned on and have sex for FREE
- About 300 years worth of people to choose from
- Save countless amount of women who are still alive and do not want to have sex
- A chance to make people who died virgins have the time of their life!
- You get a free 'Hello my name is <XXX> and I am a Necrophillic' badge when you join the National Necrophilic Nice-guys associaton
- Cannot contract ANY sexually transmitted diseases!
- If you are a quiet person, this is the job/hobby for you!
- Virtually all dead bodies swallow, spew (if you make them), take anal, and do anything you want them to!

Cons:
- Might get haunted by dead people (see Silent Hill)
- Not a good alternative if you want to start a family and have a baby
- Might have some trouble putting body parts back together
- Might find 'dud' bodies that turn to dust when you touch them
- Cannot have sex with a dead body and take it on a date to restaurants. Well, you can, but there is no guarentee your partner will pay the food bill.
- Cannot guarentee that if you are a heterosexual that you will be able to determine the sex of your dead body
- Hard to find a job and get a decent pay because the taxes are high. For example Grave Digging tax, Grave opening Tax, Grave lifting and maintenance Tax

"Ooohh, oohh Jonathon Draldrow (1792-1843), do you like it when I poke your pelvis with my hard genital. Do you like it when I slap my genital all over your empty eye sockets? You love that, don't `cha. That's right Jonathon, I'm a professional necrophilic"

necrophilic by Sam Abdow September 20, 2005

necrophilliac 

A person who has sex with dead people.

My buddy Greg is a necrophilliac

necrophilliac by Ninjalo April 1, 2004

necrophillia 

the urge to crack open a cold one

an example would be disgusting

necrophillia by jason hua August 17, 2004

Necrophilliac 

A person with a mental disposition giving them the pathology of power to such a degree, they feel the need to have sexual intercourse with a corpse to fufil sexual gratification. This is usually assosiated with people so god damn fucking ugly no one would touch them and Murderdolls fans.

Jeffery Dahmer
Eric Griffin

Necrophilliac by John July 14, 2004

necrophillidelphia

A person that has sex without dead (out-of-date) Phillidelphia cheese.

I had necrophillidelphia with the dead bit of cheese i found at the back of the fridge.

necrophillidelphia by Winketta December 29, 2006

Necrophillia 

Sick fucks who get sexually aroused by a corpse.

Person A :That guy got arrested for fucking a corpse,
Person B : Yeah i know people who have necrophillia are just weird.

Necrophillia by 0ppai October 8, 2020