Necrophatic

He is on gamejolt, he makes rant and can't laugh at anything

"Have you heard of Necrophatic?"
"Kill yourself"

Necrophatic by one234536 April 7, 2022

necrophagist

The most insane/technical death metal band ever.

Necrophagist are from Germany.

necrophagist by Marc March 22, 2005

Necrophagist

A very skilled technical death metal band

Necrophagist fucking rule.

Necrophagist by TimFS December 26, 2004

necrophilic 

A necrophillic is an intelligent person who uses the free enviornmental method of 'recycling'.

They make use of dead and deceased carcus' to sexually arouse themselves.

There are Pros and Cons of being a necrophillic

Pros:
- Recycle dead bodies
- Work with a proven effective method of safe sex (The other person isn't even alive!)
- Get turned on and have sex for FREE
- About 300 years worth of people to choose from
- Save countless amount of women who are still alive and do not want to have sex
- A chance to make people who died virgins have the time of their life!
- You get a free 'Hello my name is <XXX> and I am a Necrophillic' badge when you join the National Necrophilic Nice-guys associaton
- Cannot contract ANY sexually transmitted diseases!
- If you are a quiet person, this is the job/hobby for you!
- Virtually all dead bodies swallow, spew (if you make them), take anal, and do anything you want them to!

Cons:
- Might get haunted by dead people (see Silent Hill)
- Not a good alternative if you want to start a family and have a baby
- Might have some trouble putting body parts back together
- Might find 'dud' bodies that turn to dust when you touch them
- Cannot have sex with a dead body and take it on a date to restaurants. Well, you can, but there is no guarentee your partner will pay the food bill.
- Cannot guarentee that if you are a heterosexual that you will be able to determine the sex of your dead body
- Hard to find a job and get a decent pay because the taxes are high. For example Grave Digging tax, Grave opening Tax, Grave lifting and maintenance Tax

"Ooohh, oohh Jonathon Draldrow (1792-1843), do you like it when I poke your pelvis with my hard genital. Do you like it when I slap my genital all over your empty eye sockets? You love that, don't `cha. That's right Jonathon, I'm a professional necrophilic"

necrophilic by Sam Abdow September 20, 2005

necrophagia

The cannibalistic practice of eating dead human tissue.

That sick fuck is into necrophagia!

necrophagia by Dan Thompson November 17, 2003

Necrophagist Solos

God's gift to human ears. Seriously, it's as if Jesus Christ himself came down and started whispering in your ear whenever you hear them.

Rap retard: Yo dis here Lil Wayne song iz phat! ah'm going ta blare it as loud as ah can so niggas can know how phat it iz! , wOrd!

Me: God they're playing that crap again? Haven't these dumb fucks ever heard Necrophagist solos? Well then, I guess I should educate them with a lesson in good music! *Starts playing Advanced Corpse Tumor at full volume*

Rap retard: Yo What iz dis here emo sh*t? muh motha fuckin brains hurt when ah listen ta dis here cuz it sucks so hard! Don' make me come ova there bitch...

*Solo comes in*

Rap retard: Ahhh! Can't comprehend... Too phat.. in the hood

*Rap retard's head explodes from the awesomeness of the solo*

Necrophagist Solos by Driller64 May 16, 2014

Necrophagist

1)A person who enjoy eating dead people.
2)Ass-kicking Technical Death Metal band from Germany.

1)Bury Jose Fernando because Jossie is a necrophagist and he may eat it!
2)I was doubtful when I bought Necrophagist last album,but when I listened to that,it totally blew me away!!!

Necrophagist by MetalNewbie November 18, 2004