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mexican neckbrace 

When a woman wraps her thighs around the face of man with a moustache like Tom Selleck and a Hat like Speedy Gonzalez and says “ándale arriba!”
“Jimmy came to work on Monday with whiplash!”

“Yeah, I heard Monica gave him The Mexican Neckbrace after that party on the weekend.”

alabama neckbrace

When the man is going down on a girl, and when hes comming up, she wraps her legs around him intill he passes out
bro she Alabama neckbraced me when i went down on her

undercover neckbrace 

Female, upside down is hanging from your shoulders, like a neckbrace. Male, dressed as a Sherlock Homes, pleases the women by banging her hips against his face, while stating "This move is elementary Watson!"
Me and Tommy tried the undercover neckbrace last night, and now I need a REAL neckbrace

russian neckbrace 

When an extremely muscular woman strangles you with her legs while attempting to perform oral sex
Helga put me in a russian neckbrace last night and strangled me until I passed out

Alaskan Neckbrace 

Alaskan Neckbrace is when you put some ice in your partners mouth then getting a blowjob while you choke them
Dude me and my girlfriend got weird last night, we did an Alaskan Neckbrace.

Texas Neckbrace

When you're in the middle of 69ing and you suddenly and violently straddle your partners head with your legs, plant your butt on their face and sing Roger Miller's country classic "You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd"
I was feeling a little frisky last night so I took the ol' gal to Longhorn Steakhouse and then gave her a Texas Neckbrace after
Texas Neckbrace by Marty McFarty October 11, 2018