nc nc

u know that sound u do when somebody for ex.said something bad, and u just shake ur head and do that sound with ur mouth that sounds more like "ts ts" (saying it while breathing in) but's written like "nc nc". it's used a lot but its hard 2 describe

dumbass drunk: "I luv 2 drink booze"
wiseass: "u shouldn't drink, it's bad 4 ur health"
dumbass:"fuck u!!"
wiseass:"nc nc"

by freaky gurl November 12, 2007

NC NC

NCNC, or NC, NC stands for "no cross, no crown". Beyond the full saying used as a lesson on christian discipleship (To inherit the throne, you must be the descendant of a king. In our case, that means we must be born again. While we were once paupers, we're now the children of the King of Kings.), the acronym for the maxim, can be used to simply remind someone that no good thing comes without struggle.

"The work for this project is too much, I think we should cut some corners to make our lives easier, even though the quality of the final result will suffer as a consequence"

"You said it yourself bro; NC NC."

by Gamrotamdbestie January 30, 2025

NC-HO Creed

No one is more trashy than I. I am a Non-Classy HO, a leader in sexually transmitted diseases. As a Non-Classy HO, I realize that I am a member of a time honored profession (prostitution), known as “The Backdoor of the Army”. I am proud of the term NC-HO and at all times will conduct myself so as to bring credit upon the prostitutes, my Johns, and my vagina, regardless of the penis in which is inside myself. I will not use protection or lubrication to inhibit pleasure, profit, and definitely not personal safety.

Carelessness is my watchword. My two basic responsibilities will always be uppermost in my mind – debauchery during my mission and the welfare of my soldiers’ penises. I will strive to remain scab-free and orally proficient. I am aware of my role as an NC-HO. I will fulfill my responsibilities inherent of my hole. All soldiers are entitled to outstanding blow jobs; I will provide those blow jobs. I know my soldiers and I will always place their penises inside ANY of my holes. I will fraternize consistently with my soldiers and I will often leave them unsatisfied. I will be loose and sloppy when recommending both anal and falatio.

Ho’s in my unit will have maximum time to gain rank; they will not earn it for their merit. Ho’s will earn no respect, but continue to go up the pay scale because they screw over their fellow soldiers. I do not know how to be loyal to anyone who dares fall for me; husbands, wives, or lovers alike. I will exercise selfishness by sleeping with other women’s spouses during long stretches of absence (deployments). I will always compromise my integrity; I have no morality. I will not forget, nor will I allow my comrades to forget that we are prostitutes, sluts, whores, Non-Classy HO’s, SHAMELESS!

SSG Westmorland is such an NC-HO! She lives the NC-HO Creed to the tee! I bet her grandfather would be proud!

by Not Rachel's friend anymore June 18, 2009

eden, nc

Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains, Eden is one of the shittiest towns south of the Virginia border. During daylight hours, many of their convenience stores have glass stem roses and chore boys in the same display cabinet. The largest competition in town is the race to see which is worse, the dropout rate, teen pregnancy rate, unemployment rate, and crime rate. At any given time, you'll likely encounter trailer urchins in squatted trucks with straight piped exhaust. Likely they are blasting shitty trap music while getting road head from an underage girl they more than likely picked up at Sheetz or Walmart. At one time, Miller Brewing was a prominent employer in town, but God left town the day they left. For fun, residents enjoy the Eden Inn, which was voted best place to overdose in the county! Shoplifting from Walmart is also a popular pastime idea, and although Miller Brewing is gone, the locals like their beer the way they like their violence: Domestic.

God himself tried to clean the place up with a tornado in 2017, but the tornado must have been high because it hardly cleaned up anything. When approached for comment, he replied that he just didn't see why a perfectly good EF5 tornado should be wasted on the town when the opioid crisis is slowly but surely thinning the herd.

Did you see the crime report? Eden, NC is tripping

What I love about Eden, NC is stepping on a heroin syringe shortly after being called a motherfucker by a 9 year old

by Charliefoxtrot15336 October 13, 2019

Wilson, NC

A small city in Eastern, NC full of citizens who view themselves as very big fish in a very small pond, and whose egos stretch from Atlantic Beach to Boone. Living in Wilson means you may have a decent amount of money but you feel it necessary to tell everyone how much money you have because deep down you’re self conscious that you inherited almost everything you own rather than working for it like most residents of a real city.

Let’s stack two styrofoam cups and ride around Wilson, NC with a cocktail while we look at the whirligigs. Afterward, we can eat BBQ at Parker’s, buy some overpriced preppy clothes at Hilton’s, and finally cheat on our spouses while pretending that no one in this town ever shares secrets!

by DavisHHunt December 28, 2020

NC State Shit

An inevitable chain of events in a sports where a blatant bad call or bizarre unlucky play causes in a total collapse of confidence, resulting in multiple, unforced, and devastating errors.

1. "Well we just cracked the top 25 rankings, I guess we are due for some NC State Shit."

2. "You were up 10 with 5 minutes to go? What happen?"

"Typical NC State Shit. We got a personal foul for 'giving them the business', and then fumbled from the victory formation."

by svrs October 8, 2009

Nc Sewer Monster

An all intelligent being inhabiting the sewers of North Carolina. His plans for world domination are almost complete but he must wait for the super friends to disband because they're his only enemy (and so is zombie rorshac from the movie - watchmen).

His joys are a 6 pack of beer. 4 chicken nuggets of a 6 mcchicken nugget meal. And sewer.

1: hey dog have you seen the nc sewer monster on da newz?
2: hell yaz homies we about to bust a cap in dat cats azz tryin to be up in r hood da north cacky lacky
1: hell yaz

by NOT THE NCSEWERMONSTER July 31, 2009