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Naturopath 

1. a person with a pathological faith in Nature that promotes these ideals to others in exchange for remuneration...

2. a person who'd like to be a medical practitioner but can't really apply themself due to an anti authority figure and personality disorder so they immerse themself in a world of fantasy based on an anachronistic interpretation of eastern mysticism...
“The naturopath’s suggested treatment of ‘erbs and sitting cross-legged did f… all for my illness.”
Naturopath by The Blobette September 15, 2010
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Naturopath 

A bullshit artist who will gladly endanger the lives of the gullible and weak of mind by offering bogus solutions to real or imagined health issues. A particularly cynical breed of conman who has so morally bankrupt that they will willing put the lives of others at risk for profit.
A naturopath cost my slightly dim cousin his life when he persuaded that his carcinoma could be treated with nettle infusions and prayer.
Naturopath by Benny Lust December 19, 2016

Naturopath 

Somebody who looks at a person as a whole, mind,body and soul, they take it all into account, they treat the person rather than the symptoms and use natural remedies rather than drugs! They use all of Gods 8 natural remedies, they strive towards prevention of health problems rather than cure, they also look at the underlying cause for e.g. Lack of trust in God, and they work on how to achieve happiness and health in a persons life.
1. Trust in God and a postive mental attitude
2.Air
3.Water
4.Proper nutrition-NOT junk foods but a balanced diet
5.Light and sunshine
6.Exercise
7.Rest and relaxation
8.Temperance (Self-control, habits, addictions etc)
Naturopath by Robert May 9, 2004

Naturopath 

She was a naturopath ever since a young age
Naturopath by 459395 April 14, 2022

Signs of a naturopath 

• They are very controlling
• They have a lot of wants
• they make danger moves to get what they want
• they are your friend to get what they want

• they only care about them
• they are 2 faces
Signs of a naturopath by 459395 April 24, 2022

Naturopathical Selection 

An evolutionary mechanism that weeds stupid people out of the gene pool because they followed the advice given by a naturopath.
"Yeah.. My son Timmy had cancer but the naturopath treated him with Rosemary... By the time we found out that he had cancer, and that Rosemary was only good for making a tasty lamb roast, it was too late. Another victim of naturopathical selection I guess...."
Naturopathical Selection by roidzo February 8, 2010

Naturopathy 

A Disorder that Falls under path Especially common path or Dominant path
He was Hhding his naturopathy for his Whole life
Naturopathy by 459395 April 14, 2022
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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