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Short for biz-natch. Usually said by slurring the 'a' to form 'naaatches'.
- What you natches want?
- Naatches!
natches by Franky Nunez October 17, 2004
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Botchy Notches 

A group of women whose autocorrect on their phones came up with this phrase. In turn they used it to form a group of women that claim to be of higher standard than others.

The higher standard can only be proven on internet forums, since there is proof of them in real life.
This women of Botchy Notches are not the original Notches. It was already made up before they came along
A notch is a very unspecific unit of measurement.
Hey, Jacob, that wall is three Notches high. " "Yeah, but this book is like six Notches thick.
Notches by Kaylee Hofstetter June 10, 2010

botchy notches 

Botchy notches think they are the shit, but really they are douche canoes.
botchy notches by bakphatbetti August 12, 2011

natchez steamer 

A Natchez Steamer is when someone stands on the walls of a stall in a public bathroom allowing their poop to travel roughly 6-7 feet before splashing down in the landing zone (toilet)
Did you see graham drop that Natchez steamer, it was cool but his poop was the size of a small raisin.

Rest Notches 

Sphincter muscle indentations left periodically on a long and large diameter bowel movement due to resting during the defecation process. Usually occurs after long stints of over eating or holiday meals.
After the feast yesterday, there were at least four rest notches on that giant loaf I pinched this morning!
Rest Notches by Big John Bud May 19, 2006
A sad, sad little town. Some describe it as where the orchards meet the forests, it don't get more rural than that.
TOM: Dude, you wanna go to Naches?

PHIL: No thanks, I'm allergic to apples.
naches by P'diddy Hite April 21, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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