Notches

A notch is a very unspecific unit of measurement.

Hey, Jacob, that wall is three Notches high. " "Yeah, but this book is like six Notches thick.

by Kaylee Hofstetter June 10, 2010

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by el deezy April 14, 2003

Botchy Notches

A group of women whose autocorrect on their phones came up with this phrase. In turn they used it to form a group of women that claim to be of higher standard than others.

The higher standard can only be proven on internet forums, since there is proof of them in real life.

This women of Botchy Notches are not the original Notches. It was already made up before they came along

by lovescrewinground August 16, 2011

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Botchy notches think they are the shit, but really they are douche canoes.

by bakphatbetti August 12, 2011

Rest Notches

Sphincter muscle indentations left periodically on a long and large diameter bowel movement due to resting during the defecation process. Usually occurs after long stints of over eating or holiday meals.

After the feast yesterday, there were at least four rest notches on that giant loaf I pinched this morning!

by Big John Bud May 19, 2006

leg notches

A good set of notches is great for riding, typically found on country girls in the Deep South that dwell in deep water wrasslin gators. Careful! You think cock fights are bad, don’t get caught in a pair of leg knotches!

Stop her! She’s got him in a leg knotch lock!
Careful, those leg notches are rock hard… mmm
Love some hard notches..

by Theodore_R_Bundy January 20, 2023

scrot notcher

Someone who boasts about having their testicles sucked.

Don't go home with Dave, he's a scrot notcher

by Kris Taylor September 10, 2005