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A notch is a very unspecific unit of measurement.
Hey, Jacob, that wall is three Notches high. " "Yeah, but this book is like six Notches thick.
Notches by Kaylee Hofstetter June 10, 2010
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notches by el deezy April 14, 2003
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Botchy Notches 

A group of women whose autocorrect on their phones came up with this phrase. In turn they used it to form a group of women that claim to be of higher standard than others.

The higher standard can only be proven on internet forums, since there is proof of them in real life.
This women of Botchy Notches are not the original Notches. It was already made up before they came along

botchy notches 

Botchy notches think they are the shit, but really they are douche canoes.
botchy notches by bakphatbetti August 12, 2011

Rest Notches 

Sphincter muscle indentations left periodically on a long and large diameter bowel movement due to resting during the defecation process. Usually occurs after long stints of over eating or holiday meals.
After the feast yesterday, there were at least four rest notches on that giant loaf I pinched this morning!
Rest Notches by Big John Bud May 19, 2006

leg notches 

A good set of notches is great for riding, typically found on country girls in the Deep South that dwell in deep water wrasslin gators. Careful! You think cock fights are bad, don’t get caught in a pair of leg knotches!
Stop her! She’s got him in a leg knotch lock!
Careful, those leg notches are rock hard… mmm
Love some hard notches..
leg notches by Theodore_R_Bundy January 20, 2023

scrot notcher 

Someone who boasts about having their testicles sucked.
Don't go home with Dave, he's a scrot notcher
scrot notcher by Kris Taylor September 10, 2005
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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