Skip to main content

Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.
"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night
Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

Nasteroid 

A contraction of the words 'nasty' and 'asteroid', Nasteroid is the term used to describe a frightfully ugly and obese woman.
"Motherfucker! That nasteroid be bakin' some bread in them pumps."
Nasteroid by buqshui May 18, 2010

nasterrific 

something so nasty that it's actually terrific
those pink boogers on your handkerchief are nasterrific
nasterrific by pink booger June 30, 2011

Nassers dick 

Nassers dick is so small when he tries to fuck the woman says 'have you started?'
When he gets a boner it is still as small as a sperm cell when he masturbates he uses his toenails
He is as bad at fortnite as he is at having sex with women Nassers dick
Nassers dick by XA Farts February 26, 2019

nasterbasty

The action of satisfying oneself sexually with a turkey baster.
After thanksgiving dinner, I headed towards the kitchen for a little nasterbasty.
nasterbasty by Seamus O'houlihan February 12, 2007
im gonna go out tonight and pick up a naster
naster by ian August 10, 2003