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Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.
"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night
Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

Nasteroid 

A contraction of the words 'nasty' and 'asteroid', Nasteroid is the term used to describe a frightfully ugly and obese woman.
"Motherfucker! That nasteroid be bakin' some bread in them pumps."
Nasteroid by buqshui May 18, 2010

nasterrific 

something so nasty that it's actually terrific
those pink boogers on your handkerchief are nasterrific
nasterrific by pink booger June 30, 2011

Nassers dick 

Nassers dick is so small when he tries to fuck the woman says 'have you started?'
When he gets a boner it is still as small as a sperm cell when he masturbates he uses his toenails
He is as bad at fortnite as he is at having sex with women Nassers dick
Nassers dick by XA Farts February 26, 2019

nasterbasty

The action of satisfying oneself sexually with a turkey baster.
After thanksgiving dinner, I headed towards the kitchen for a little nasterbasty.
nasterbasty by Seamus O'houlihan February 12, 2007
im gonna go out tonight and pick up a naster
naster by ian August 10, 2003
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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