nasterbasty

The action of satisfying oneself sexually with a turkey baster.

After thanksgiving dinner, I headed towards the kitchen for a little nasterbasty.

nasterbasty by Seamus O'houlihan February 12, 2007

Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

nasterbate 

verb.

When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.

Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?

nasterbate by PWHS February 12, 2010

nasterbating 

nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.

Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.

nasterbating by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013

Nastertaste 

When something has a nasty aftertaste.

Ugh that slurpy has a nastertaste.

I hate tequila because of it’s nastertaste.

Nastertaste by Acesarewild October 26, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022