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Narngles.

A creature of DOOMINOUS DOOM that I devised on TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13th, of the dreadful, HORRIBLE year 2003. SUCH A HORRIBLE CREATION will surely KILL US ALL!
The narngles goes "Get your fucking fork out of my god damned steak, you stupid cunt."
narngle by Steve April 8, 2004

nargleschmitten

A phrase used when you want to evade answering a question.

The twix bar of words
Guy 1: Dude did you just sniff your fingers?

Guy 2: Nargleschmitten!

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Man that chick has a nice ass

Guy 1: uh...man you're right!
Creatures made up by Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. They are known to live in mistletoe, and they are quite the little theves. Sometimes, Nargles are used in Draco/Luna fanfiction.
Luna: When we were five, you told me that mistletoe had nargles in them.

Draco: What?

Luna: Nargles.

Draco: And you believed me?

Luna: You haven't lied to me since.
Nargles by Loony Luna Lovegood November 8, 2007

Narglefart

A word used in place of conventional swear words, commonly used in place of f**k, d**n, and a$$h*le. it can also be used as a noun, but is more commonly used as a verb.
John stepped on Steven's toe, and he exclaimed "Your such a freaking Narglefart."

Adam neared his destination uttering, "This stinks of Narglefartery."
Narglefart by kronosking April 15, 2012
A magical creature that is believed to inhabit mistletoe.
Luna: Look! Nargles!
Harry: Where?
Nargle by loonylovegood11 November 14, 2010

muh-nangled 

1.) messed up beyond recognition
2.) used in exageration for a sprain or pulled muscle
Dude, i fell on my hand yesterday and now it's all like muh-nangled now.

Billy: I heard you got in a wreck?
David: Yeah, my car got muh-nangled

Mike and I egged old man Johnson's house last night, his house looks so muh-nangled now.
muh-nangled by monkeyAEEK April 20, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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