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Narngles.

A creature of DOOMINOUS DOOM that I devised on TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13th, of the dreadful, HORRIBLE year 2003. SUCH A HORRIBLE CREATION will surely KILL US ALL!
The narngles goes "Get your fucking fork out of my god damned steak, you stupid cunt."
narngle by Steve April 8, 2004

nargleschmitten

A phrase used when you want to evade answering a question.

The twix bar of words
Guy 1: Dude did you just sniff your fingers?

Guy 2: Nargleschmitten!

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Man that chick has a nice ass

Guy 1: uh...man you're right!
Creatures made up by Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. They are known to live in mistletoe, and they are quite the little theves. Sometimes, Nargles are used in Draco/Luna fanfiction.
Luna: When we were five, you told me that mistletoe had nargles in them.

Draco: What?

Luna: Nargles.

Draco: And you believed me?

Luna: You haven't lied to me since.
Nargles by Loony Luna Lovegood November 8, 2007

Narglefart

A word used in place of conventional swear words, commonly used in place of f**k, d**n, and a$$h*le. it can also be used as a noun, but is more commonly used as a verb.
John stepped on Steven's toe, and he exclaimed "Your such a freaking Narglefart."

Adam neared his destination uttering, "This stinks of Narglefartery."
Narglefart by kronosking April 15, 2012
A magical creature that is believed to inhabit mistletoe.
Luna: Look! Nargles!
Harry: Where?
Nargle by loonylovegood11 November 14, 2010

muh-nangled 

1.) messed up beyond recognition
2.) used in exageration for a sprain or pulled muscle
Dude, i fell on my hand yesterday and now it's all like muh-nangled now.

Billy: I heard you got in a wreck?
David: Yeah, my car got muh-nangled

Mike and I egged old man Johnson's house last night, his house looks so muh-nangled now.
muh-nangled by monkeyAEEK April 20, 2006