Nargle
Nargle by loonylovegood11 November 14, 2010
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1. a terrible meschevious creature of notorious evil nature that attacs only on the new moon in august july or february. The masterful chief Tagliano advises you take all of the nessasary precautions on these nights of NargleFeast.
BE FOREWARNED:
1) set up a tent or form of shelter
2) Surround the covering with flamingos and if possible, one of the 4 sacred stones
3) Make sure there is a flamboyantly gay man within the 100 yrd radious in case of a sudden attack where in need of some urgent death cab for cutie rendering of soul meets body to fend them off
4) Glow sticks are a sure fire way to keep the nargles in their place!!! keep them near your face when traveling out of your dwelling, this keeps you invisible to the nargles and therefore cannot harm you
5) Grilled cheese made in the proper manner such as wheat bread and meuster cheese with REAL butter is a sure fire repellent.
(BE sure to make your gay friend chad one too. HE may or may not ask you but even if he does he will be to high to remember and will be very grateful that you have made him one.)
6) Chives are the single most important element of nargle feast and be sure to keep refreshing your stock hourly. 'keep a stem in your mouth at all times and the nargles must keep safe distance. WARNING: CHives are a deadly and dangerous drug when not used correctly.
7) Finally, sparklers (3 for each person of your tribe) are lit ritually and flailed ina circular pattern around campsite for nargles will be visible out of the eyes of the sparkler trance leader.
BE FOREWARNED:
1) set up a tent or form of shelter
2) Surround the covering with flamingos and if possible, one of the 4 sacred stones
3) Make sure there is a flamboyantly gay man within the 100 yrd radious in case of a sudden attack where in need of some urgent death cab for cutie rendering of soul meets body to fend them off
4) Glow sticks are a sure fire way to keep the nargles in their place!!! keep them near your face when traveling out of your dwelling, this keeps you invisible to the nargles and therefore cannot harm you
5) Grilled cheese made in the proper manner such as wheat bread and meuster cheese with REAL butter is a sure fire repellent.
(BE sure to make your gay friend chad one too. HE may or may not ask you but even if he does he will be to high to remember and will be very grateful that you have made him one.)
6) Chives are the single most important element of nargle feast and be sure to keep refreshing your stock hourly. 'keep a stem in your mouth at all times and the nargles must keep safe distance. WARNING: CHives are a deadly and dangerous drug when not used correctly.
7) Finally, sparklers (3 for each person of your tribe) are lit ritually and flailed ina circular pattern around campsite for nargles will be visible out of the eyes of the sparkler trance leader.
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Nargle
Someone or something that you happen to be angry or dismayed at. An appendage or an unnormal protruding object of someone or thing.
Nargle by Alex Spengler January 18, 2008
Nargle
The word is used to describe crypto investors who have absolutely no idea what they’re doing.
It can also be used as another name for a pleb or bk Randy.
It can also be used as another name for a pleb or bk Randy.
Example 1
Charlie: Dude I don’t think this is a dip. Etherum is crashing!!
John: Dude you’re fine. Quit being a nargle!
Example 2:
Jim: Did you see Adam at that party last night, he was out of control.
Tim: Yeah I saw. Everyone was. It was a total narg fest.
Charlie: Dude I don’t think this is a dip. Etherum is crashing!!
John: Dude you’re fine. Quit being a nargle!
Example 2:
Jim: Did you see Adam at that party last night, he was out of control.
Tim: Yeah I saw. Everyone was. It was a total narg fest.
Nargle by Bigswingindick26 January 5, 2018
Nargle
Nargle by dtp all day long February 24, 2011
Nargle
A slang term adopted by the girls on Looking for Nargles. Has a meaning similar to awesome, wicked, and 'so totally jokes'
"That girl is so nargle."
Nargle by lunalvgood October 23, 2009