narglefus

Someone who always thinks their partner is cheating on them, all the time.

Keith- Hey Leah, are you cheating on me with Brendan?
Leah- Uhhh no?? Why? I like you??
Keith- I dunno, its just weird that he says hi to you all the time.
Leah- KEITH! You gotta be kidding. You are such an NARGLEFUS!

by rawrleahrawr August 15, 2009

Nargles

Creatures made up by Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. They are known to live in mistletoe, and they are quite the little theves. Sometimes, Nargles are used in Draco/Luna fanfiction.

Luna: When we were five, you told me that mistletoe had nargles in them.

Draco: What?

Luna: Nargles.

Draco: And you believed me?

Luna: You haven't lied to me since.

by Loony Luna Lovegood November 8, 2007

Narglefart

A word used in place of conventional swear words, commonly used in place of f**k, d**n, and a$$h*le. it can also be used as a noun, but is more commonly used as a verb.

John stepped on Steven's toe, and he exclaimed "Your such a freaking Narglefart."

Adam neared his destination uttering, "This stinks of Narglefartery."

by kronosking April 15, 2012

Nargles

A group of annoying kids who steal shoes for the laughs

Luna All my shoes have gone missing most be the nargles
Nargles fucking hell

by BOBBYROOSSSO August 19, 2019

nargles

1. An exclamatory statement of discontent, used euphemistically, in informal presence (such as friends) to express annoyance at a situation that has resulted from the friends action, from an action of the speaker, or from both.

Sorry, I couldn't find the teacher.
Nargles

by eather January 13, 2011

Nargles

Nargles ARE real!

Luna: Keep away the Nargles

by thisblankspaghetti May 12, 2018